DEAR DIARY: Babysitting is pretty cool.

Dear Diary,
We have 3 babysitting jobs coming up really soon! The good thing is that we might make almost $30!! The bad thing is that Dad's making us put most of it in our stupid savings account. Boring! Another good thing - they have so many cable channels AND awesome food. Another bad thing- last time we were there Whitaker had gross diarrhea and their Airedale ate our coat.  Whatever.  We're going to buy soooo much lanyard with the money we get to keep! Did we tell you that we learned how to do the barrel stitch?! It's so cinchy.
love,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com

Monday, July 26th TONIGHT!
Get Up Stand Up
FLAT LOUNGE
16 1st Ave (btwn 1st / 2nd)
East Village, NYC
8:30pm sharp
$5

Host: Liam McEneaney (Premium Blend, Luna Lounge)
with:
Matt Besser (Founding member – “Upright Citizen’s Brigade”)
Todd Levin ( writer, The Modern Humorist, McSweeny’s )
Eugene Mirman (Premium Blend, Late Night w/ Conan O’Brien)
Bob Powers (www.girlsarepretty.com)
Bryan Tucker (writer Tough Crowd w/ Colin Quinn, The Chris Rock Show)
Victor Vanardo (Premium Blend, and the movies “End Of Days” and “Pluto Nash”)
The Hazzards (www.hazzards.com )

Thursday, July 29th
Fringe Benefits Comedy
Bar 169
169 E Broadway
New York, NY 10002
Phone: (212) 473-8866
F at E Broadway
9:00pm
$5

Holy C! Look at all these awesome acts:

Dan Newbower
Poingly
Rock A Roni
Becky Yamamoto
The Hazzards
Poisson

Wednesday, August 4th
Studio 42's Studio Sessions
Parkside Lounge
Houston btwn Clinton & Attorney
9:00pm

Featuring our rad *full band* and best ladyband friends The Debutantes!