Dear Diary: Our family is SO weird!!

Dear Diary,

It's family Christmas party day which means that we will be staying in our room for as long as possible. We really don't feel like peeling potatoes or talking to our cousin Lisa about how great church is- Our family is so weird! Uncle Mike and Aunt Linda just got here, we can tell because the dogs are barking and the house is starting to smell like Old. Remember last year when they asked us if we started having "healthy cycles" yet? Ew, so sick.

We wonder how long we can make mixtapes for before we're forced to go downstairs. At least we have some cool parties coming up to look forward too. There's a rad one this Wednesday night at Galapagos and an awesome one on Monday at Sin-e! We hope there will be making out at both of them. Making out is so much cooler than stupid weirdo yankee swap. BTW, We think Uncle Mark puts the same pair of socks in every year.

Ok, first song on the mix for Ed will beeeeee..... Stairway to Heaven by Led Zepplin. We slow danced to that together once.

later!
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com

The Hazzards' American Debut EP SO PRETTY!

Featuring: Girl Beer, Just A Temp, SexySpirit4U, Shut Up & Make Out, The Business and a full band version of Gay Boyfriend. $7 each, plus shipping. Release date: December 13th, 2004. Advance orders will be shipped as soon as the disks arrive from the manufacturer (could be December 13th, could be a couple days earlier), and we'll send you a free sticker with your order!

WEDNESDAY, 12/8
The Hazzards' Wednesday Night Makeout Party
**and our 1-year BANDIVERSARY!!
Galapagos
www.galapagosartspace.com
70 North 6th Street btwn. Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
10pm
FREE!

featuring:
Children With Hands **hilarious lust driven sketch comedy!
Sugar Jets **cute pop duo debut!
The Lonesome Trio **bluegrass brooklyn style!
The Hazzards **YEAH!

MONDAY, 12/13
The Hazzards' SO PRETTY CD RELEASE PARTY!!
Sin-e
150 Attorney @ Stanton
LES, NYC
212-388-0077

Show at 9pm; $7
Party in the Sin-e bar on the corner from 10pm on! PARTY!
We're really proud of SO PRETTY! Come celebrate it with us- all night!


** In the afternoon hours of Sunday the 12th, the Hobo alert level will allegedly go all the way up to Hazzardous "Kerchief on a Stick Red" at the Bedford stop on the L train. FYI: Hobos really like quarters but they are IN LOVE with sacajaweas. Keep your eyes peeled and your change throwing hand ready.