DEAR DIARY: Alien guts are sick!

Dear Diary,

We went to the mall yesterday with Kim & Jocelyn. It was so cool. We tried on lipstick and then we snuck into an R movie. The lipstick totally worked, but the movie was pretty disgusting. Alien guts are sick! After the movie we went to the food court and saw Liz sitting with Mike Birbiglia, which was totally unfair. We liked him first! We have a pizza date with him tomorrow. We'll show Liz. Pepperoni pizza is way better than Panda House.

Too bad we have a midterm tomorrow, too. But it's only for art class. And how are we supposed to study for an art test?

Love,
Sydney & Anne
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com


TOMORROW: Thursday, November 18th!
***Thursdays at Ten: THE HAZZARDS & MIKE BIRBIGLIA***
Ars Nova
511 W. 54th Street, btwn. 10th & 11th Aves
NYC
10 PM
$15
Tickets: www.smarttix.com or 212-868-4444
(Use secret code "ARSHAZ" for discount tickets on-line)

Speaking of secrets- We're debuting a new song!! OW!

See you tomorrow!


Or see you in December . . .
12/8: The Hazzards' Wednesday Night Make Out Party @ Galapagos
12/13: Sin-e
And we're gonna have an EP release party, too!