DEAR DIARY: We have a favorite new TV show!

Dear Diary,
Our favorite new TV show's called America's Funniest Home Videos- and it's HILARIOUS! Basically, people from all over the country send in funny stuff they record with their home video cameras and it gets shown on TV! Like, on the episode we saw, there was this family going on a canoe trip...and the mom accidentally falls in the water! In another one, a dad is playing Tball with his son and the son hits the ball right into his crotch! There are awesome dog and cat videos too. ...and Danny from Full House narrates it all with funny voices and sound effects! It's SO FUNNY! We're going to tape them all.
love,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com


Happy New Year, Friends! ...and get psyched for awesome new Hazzards songs!

Saturday, January 7th, 2006
Slightly Known People is Seeing Other People
Rififi
332 East 11th Street, btwn 1st & 2nd Aves
New York, NY 10003
8:00pm
$5


Wednesday, January 11th, 2006
The Hazzards' Wednesday Night Make Out Party
Galapagos
70 North 6th Street
between Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
10pm
Free!
with BJORN TOROQUE and THE GOODNESS!