Dear Diary: We're not gross!

Dear Diary,
We made another rad haunted house in our basement with Marie this weekend, but of course Dad ruined it again. Last time he walked RIGHT THROUGH a door that was clearly labeled "fires of hell". This time he made us stop because our "human dissection" room was too "inappropriate". Dumb. It was going to be the best haunted house we've ever made! (And we've made like, 8. 9 if you count the time we tried to make an aquarium instead. That didn't work as well.)

What else... Well, we went to a pretty cool Halloween party last night at Emily's but we had to leave early because our Ursula the Sea Witch costume was way more embarrassing then we thought. All our stupid legs kept bumping into people when we danced and we totally got purple face makeup all over Dave Perkinson during a slow song. Just great. He probably thinks we're gross.

Gotta go diary, Dad wants us to rake leaves so we're out of here. Gonna watch cable at Nikki's house.

love,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com

TONIGHT on COMEDY CENTRAL!
Friday, November 5th at 9pm
The Hazzards on The World Stands Up!

We're funny...looking, in LONDON! Jim Gaffigan is also on our episode- he's awesome. Watch or Tivo it! Psyched!

WEDNESDAY, November 10th
The Hazzards Wednesday Night MakeOut Party
**with our AWESOME full band!
Galapagos Art Space
70 North 6th Street btwn. Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
10pm
FREE

with special guests:

Kimmy Gatewood
Funny! Cute! and DEADLY with a trombone.

Handsome Public
"A blend of Vegas style lounge, and unique musical programming; dubbed as 'Progressive Rogue Pop' Dr. Rosen Rosen and Vickers Bastard Gringo are New York's only Man Band. They are the Handsome Public."

Priori
"Pop sludge from New Jersey."

*** Making out in front of / with your peers will be strongly encouraged. ***

More awesome Hazzards times coming right up:
Eating It 11/15
Ars Nova 11/18
Galapagos 12/8
AWESOME NEW FULL BAND EP COMING SOON! YEAH!