DEAR DIARY: Libra's rule!

Dear Diary,
According to our horoscope, today we're going to shine brightly and be one step closer to a long-held dream. AWESOME!!! Maybe we'll shine so bright at lunch we'll be one step closer to going out with Charlie Sawyer. That would be cool, though we do also want to be dolphin trainers someday too.
We can't wait to find out!!
Bye!
love,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com

Start your Saturday night with a Hazzards show! ...and don't forget to wish Sydney a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Saturday, October 8th
Pianos
158 Ludlow St
NYC, NY 10002
212-505-3733
7:00pm Doors
7:30pm Show
$8

Jackie Clarke and John Flynn host an evening of full blown comedy with queer performers from all walks of entertainment . . . including The Hazzards.

Thursday, October 6th
The 10% Variety Show
Upright Citizens Brigade
397 W. 26th Street
NYC
212-366-9176
8pm
$10