DEAR DIARY: Crack an egg on your head!

Dear Diary,
School starts wicked soon! We're sad summer's almost over but seeing our friends again will be so awesome!

We're so going to give Alyssa and everyone else in Mrs. Whelan's class the chills! ...Lindsay taught us this crazy game when we were supposed to be playing tetherball and it totally gives you goosebumps EVERY TIME! You draw on your friend's back (X marks the spot with a dot dot dot!!) and pretend to crack an egg on their head and stab them with a knife and blow on their neck like its a tropical breeze and stuff. It's really cool! But it doesn't work on Lindsay anymore since she made me do it to her like 6 times a day for the whole second session.

It's so much better than the rose garden game. THAT KILLS!

PS: We read 17 books this summer!
love,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com

THE HAZZARDS ARE BACK! And together again with best band friends THE ISOTONERS...At MERCURY LOUNGE!! So Rad! This seriously has the potential to be the best show ever.

Sunday, September 4th
MERCURY LOUNGE
217 E. Houston St.
New York, NY
10002
$8

--- 8:30pm ---
THE HAZZARDS
--- 9:30pm ---
The Isotoners

...And check it out, we have hott new Shut up & Make Out TSHIRTS!! Good advice. Awesome shirt.