DEAR DIARY: Steve Martin is soooo cute!

Dear Diary,
We're freaking out! You know Steve Martin, right? You know we have a huge crush on him too, right?! Well, we couldn't hold it in any longer so we sent him a note. This is what it said:

Hey Steve Martin,
What is up or down?
History class is soooo boring.
It must have been really cool being Bowfinger.
Is Eddie Murphy as hilarious in person?
Please write back!
love,
Anne & Sydney

PS: Do you like anyone?
Check the box:
YES NO MAYBE

We hope he checks the NO box!!! Wait no, we hope he checks the YES box and writes in that he likes US!!! MAYBE would be ok too. Mostly, we just hope he writes back soon!!!

He has the coolest hair. It's so white!! And he plays the banjo, too! Awesome. We're going to ask him to homecoming.
TLA,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com

We're taking the band to Washington, D.C. to perform an awesome free, all-ages show at the KENNEDY CENTER's The Millennium Stage!!!! Steve Martin will be receiving the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor later that night! We wrote a special song just for him! YEAH!

Sunday, October 23rd
The Hazzards @ The Millennium Stage
2700 F Street, NW
Washington, DC 20566
6pm
Free!

If you can't make it to the show, you can listen to a live webcast!

...Don't get jealous, NYC. We'll be back VERY soon! Our Make Out Party returns to Galapagos Wednesday, 10/26 at 10pm: HALLOWEEN STYLE!!!