DEAR DIARY: Wicked bored.

Dear Diary,
We're soooo bored. What should we do until our Dr.McCabe's appointment?!? (besides bend our retainer to make it look like we've been wearing it) We already checked and there are no sara lee mini pound cakes left in the freezer... and we did all our homework (it was cinchy)...and we've already seen this episode of Duck Tales. We could practice the viola...naaaaah. OK- guess we'll just have to call Marie and see if she wants to make another haunted house in the basement.
again.
bye!
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com

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Tuesday, May 16th, 2006
The Knitting Factory - Tap Room
74 Leonard Street
New York, NY 10013
10pm
$8, ticketweb.com
with Beat Strings, the Go Station and Morning Theft!
(Beard and Mustache Championships upstairs!)

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006
The Hazzards' WednesdayNight Make Out Party
Josh Grosvent and Peacock's Penny Arcade! SOUSAPHONE!

Saturday, May 20th, 2006
The Shark Show
Mo Pitkin's House of Satisfaction
34 Avenue A
New York, NY 10009
$8
8pm
Comedy!