DEAR DIARY: Oregon Trail!

Dear Diary,

Today in Computer Lab, we finished all our English homework early, so we got to play Oregon Trail with Carissa for the rest of class. It’s a pretty awesome computer game where you pretend you are a pioneer and you get to hunt deer and stuff with the arrow keys. And it’s way more fun than doing homework. We were bankers from Boston, and we made it all the way to the river rafting part before the bell rang. We’re pretty good at river rafting, but we still crashed the wagon. Carissa died of dysentery . . . three times!

Love,
Sydney & Anne
The Hazzards

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006
The Hazzards' Wednesday Night Make Out Party
Galapagos
70 North 6th Street
between Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
10pm
Free!
with The Couriers

Thursday, April 27th, 2006
Fez Ballroom
316 SW 11th
Portland, OR 97205
9pm
$5
with Radio Vision