Dear Diary: We WON!!!

Dear Diary,
It took tons of paint, glitter, poster board, lots of baked goods and sooooo many hours in the computer lab, but we did it! THE HAZZARDS have been elected class president '04!! Hooray! All that campaigning sure paid off. Check us out in TIME OUT NEW YORK this week (turn to page 125)! Awesome!

We're going to do a really good job as President. First, we're going to play at the KICK STAND DANCE BENEFIT AUCTION this SATURDAY, 12/6 because its really important to support the arts.  $20 admission donation gets you free drinks, snacks, prizes and more! There will be lots of great music, kickstand dancing, and amazing items to bid on (for a steal!). It's gonna be super fun. Right after the auction we'll be collecting soda cans, papers, and lunch trays to bring to the dump for recycling because its important to save the environment too. Earth day is every day.

MONDAY 12/8 we're going to celebrate our presidential victory at the FRINGE BENEFITS PARTY at SERENA under the Chelsea Hotel.  **THIS SHOW IS GOING TO BE SO RAD!**  It's FREE, there's FREE BOOZE, and we will be joined by our cousins ANDREW DICKERSON on BASS and WILL CARLOUGH on DRUMS!!  Also scheduled to appear with us: A special secret guest musician. (Here's a one-word hint for you, diary: Pinkus. Yeah!) Seriously, Diary...this is one HAZZARDS PARTY you don't want to miss! (PS: You have to *promise* that you won't tell our secret guest that we like him like him)

Finally, our friend Ken from AV club (the one that meets in the IMC) will be premiering the special Holiday edition of his hit cable access show THAT'S KENTERTAINMENT! featuring THE HAZZARDS! You can see it on THURSDAY, 12/11 at MIDNIGHT. If you don't have Time Warner City Cable, you'll also be able to see it streaming online at www.mnn.org (click cable channels then on channel 34).

Wow, we still can't believe we won the election! We're not even on the soccer team...
People must really like us!! ...or really hate Nikki Kimborawitz.

Sweet presidential dreams, Diary!
love,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com


DETAILS:

Saturday, 12/6
KICK STAND DANCE AUCTION
Triskelian Arts
118 North 11th St between Berry and Wythe Ave
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
7pm sharp
$20

Monday, 12/8
FRINGE BENEFITS PARTY
Serena
222 W 23rd St (underneath the Chelsea Hotel)
New York, NY
www.serenanyc.com
7pm - 11pm

Free Admission!
Free Alcohol!

Andrew Dickerson on Bass! Will Carlough on Drums! Secret Guest on Secret Instrument!

Thursday, 12/11
THAT'S KENTERTAINMENT
Special Holiday Episode featuring THE HAZZARDS
Time Warner City Cable, Channel 34
Midnight
www.mnn.org



awesome.