Choose Your Own HAZZARDS Adventure!

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You have just finished reading an email from the Hazzards, New York's baddest two-girl ukulele band - now with bass, drums, harp, and xylophone! They have explained to you that there are many exciting shows coming up in the next few weeks that they'd love to see you at. You really want to hang out with them and listen to their awesome songs. What show do you go to? The choice is yours....

If you like stand-up comedy and/or will be on the upper west side Tuesday night, take the 1/9 to:

Stand Up New York
Tuesday, January 13th
236 West 78th (close to Broadway)
New York, NY
9pm
$10 cover + 2 drink min

If you like drums, bass, harps, xylophones,ukuleles and day-glow, proceed directly to:

Vice Nation @ The Tank
with The Fabulous Entourage and Jeffrey D.
Friday, Jan 16th
432 West 42nd Street
(between 9th & 10th)
New York, NY
10pm
$7

**Andrew Dickerson on Bass! Will Carlough on Drums! Paul Thureen on Harp!**

If you like Stand Up Comedy and/or will be in London on Thursday, January 29th, be an on-camera audience member at:

The World Stands Up Taping
Thursday, January 29th
London, England!
*email thehazzards@hotmail.com to be put on the guest list.

If you like dancing, glittery outfits and/or own a TV, you'll definitely want to tune in to:

Comedy Central's Out on the Edge Special
premieres Monday, February 2nd
on your TV!
10pm


YOU HAVE CHOSEN WISELY.
See you soon.

love,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com