Dear Diary: Our Benjamin Franklin Report

Dear Diary,
Today we gave our stupid oral report on Benjamin Franklin to the whole class. In addition to all that flying a kite in a lightening storm stuff, we also talked about how he was famous for being a scientist, an inventor, a statesman, a printer, a philosopher, a musician, and an economist. And also he lived in Philadelphia. We reeeaaaally need extra credit- we're still grounded from last term's D in work habits! So we thought it was a great idea to dress up in knickers, a grey wig, and glasses (we even stuffed our coat because Benjamin Franklin was kind of fat). Mrs. Cioffari seemed to like it but eveyone else said we looked stupid. And it kind of made us sweat a lot.

We hope we got an A. Man, do we miss Jack in the Box (and eating ketchup packets with Kelly.)

Love,
Sydney & Anne
The Hazzards
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Come see the Hazzards 3 times this week!

Wednesday, 3/16
SAFETY DANCE
Benefit for www.nyc-rapemap.org
Union Pool
484 Union Ave, Williamsburg
$15
8pm

Featuring music by Les Sans Culottes, the Hazzards, Xavier with Comandante Zero, and DJ Shotnez

Thursday, 3/17
Anne & Sydney @ NO HITTING
nohittingcomedy.blogspot.com
Mickey's Blue Room
171 Ave C (bet. 10th & 11th)
Subways: F to 2nd Ave, L to 1st Ave
$3 cover, cheap drinks
8pm
Featuring the awesome comedy of Becky Donohue, Jeff Mac, Jesse Joyce,Liz Laufer, Keith Price, Jessica Wood and The Hazzards!


Friday, 3/18
The full band in PHILADELPHIA!
The Manhattan Room
15 W Girard Ave.
Philadelphia, Pa 19125
10:30pm
21+
$7

with:
The Northern Hues, Fashion Design (Chapel Hill, NC.), and Page France (IN.)