DEAR DIARY: Spiral Curls are so Cute!

Dear Diary,

We can’t believe we thought it was a good idea to get a home perm. Hannah came over yesterday and gave us perms while our mom was at the grocery store. We gave Hannah Sun-In. We were going to be so cute with spiral curls!

We guess we didn’t read the instructions right, because it smelled like burning hair and stung like crazy. When we took it out, it was straight in front and curly on the sides. Now we look like poodles with flattops. So embarrassing! (We even cried once—don’t tell!) Do you think anyone would notice if we wore a hat until it grows out? We have a really cute velvet hat, but everyone calls us Blossom when we wear it. What’s worse, being called a poodle or being called Blossom? Maybe we’ll just wear French braids. Perms stink!

Love,
Sydney & Anne
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com

P.S. We're coming to Philadelphia soon!!

P.P.S Hannah's hair turned out really cute.


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Wednesday, 3/9
The Hazzards Wednesday Night Makeout Party!
Galapagos
www.galapagosartspace.com
70 North 6th Street btwn. Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
10pm
FREE!

featuring:
Phoebe Kreutz - www.phoebekreutz.com
The Handsome Public - www.thehandsomepublic.com
The Hazzards - www.hazzards.com

3/16: The Full band at Union Pool!
www.nyc-rapemap.org/mission.html

3/17: Anne & Sydney at Mickey's Blue Room!
nohittingcomedy.blogspot.com/

3/18: The full band at the Manhattan Room in
PHILADELPHIA!
www.themanhattanroom.com