DEAR DIARY: The quarter game?

Dear Diary,

Our cousin Melissa just told us that last summer she went to the movies with a boy and let him put a quarter down her shirt and then go get it too. Like 20 times! In her bra and everything! SICK! That is so weird. Even weirder, she told her mom about it. WEIRDEST! We'll be glad when she goes back to Tuscon, though she does have really nice shampoo and conditioner.

Wait, Is it weird that no one has tried to put a quarter down our shirts yet?

In other news, we held a red-tailed hawk at science camp today! And we disected one of its pellets and found a ton of mouse bones!!

later,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com



WEDNESDAY, 6/8
The Hazzards Wednesday Night Makeout Party!
***Our last one before summer vacation!***
Galapagos
70 North 6th Street btwn. Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
10pm

FREE!

Featuring:
THE KREUTZENJAMMER KIDS!!
THE HAZZARDS !!
THE DEBUTANTES !!

WOW WOW WOW! What an awesome lineup!!

Pssst! HEY DC!! We're coming over on Friday, June 24th! Come hang out with us at the State Theater! Show starts at 9pm! More details soon...