DEAR DIARY: Drama Club Party!!!

Dear Diary,
Tonight's drama club party was pretty intense. How funny is this? We played SPIN THE BOTTLE!?! Oh my god, Jason Goldwasser had to kiss Elizabeth Goodhaven! I mean, no tongue or anything but we think her dirty okarina grazed his cheek. sick! It was a cool party though, and we think we're totally bonded for the drama festival finals in Brockton next week. The only bad thing is that we caught some freshman drinking out of a brown paper bag in the yard. They said it wasn't liquor but we didn't believe them and kicked them out. We really don't appreciate them bringing that to our house. Its SO irresponsible. Plus only jocks drink anyway and they're lame.

PS: When Charlie's mom came to pick him up, Dad asked if she was pregnant! She's not! She just works in a donut shop!

Love,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com

HOLY CRAP! Two FREE ways to see the Hazzards and their awesome friends!!!

THURSDAY, 5/5
The Hazzards @ Welcome To Our Week!
Rififi/ Cinema Classics
332 East 11th St. between 1st & 2nd Ave.
NYC
8pm
FREE!

Hosts: Jessi Klein & Nick Kroll
Andres DuBouchet
John O'Donnell
Jim Gaffigan

WEDNESDAY, 5/11
The Hazzards Wednesday Night Makeout Party!
Galapagos
www.galapagosartspace.com
70 North 6th Street btwn. Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
10pm
FREE!

Featuring:

BENNIFER
Bennifer (a.k.a. Ben from the Isotoners) will make you feel tingly in your special place with stories and songs about dirty gay sex, masturbation, and food service. Equipped with a piano, a microphone, and minimal talent, he will reveal scandalous secrets, never before told due to an overwhelming lack of interest on the part of other people. You're asking yourself "Is Bennifer a drag queen?" The answer is "Only on the inside." But please don't tell his dad.

THE HAZZARDS
You're still so psyched to see our new video coming soon!! Seriously, HOTT!

LOW WATER
"Low Water has relocated to the Big Apple, although the move makes sense in a way. Life in San Francisco can be a little too nice, and guitarist/singer John Leitera always has seemed inspired most in the face of adversity. Leitera comes on like the bastard son of Paul Westerberg and Joe Pernice. His pouting, heart-on-sleeve songs are elevated above your average Emo rock by his melodic and tasteful guitar playing, subtle humor, and masterful and clever wordplay." - Michael Burbo, The Davis Enterprise

****Early bird gets the worm! See our cute and hilarious friend BECKY YAMAMOTO at 8pm before the makeout party begins!****

PP SNATCH: A LIFETIME IN POP
Wednesday May 11
8:00 pm
Galapagos
$5