Dear Diary: The Viper!!!!

Dear Diary,
We heard the SCARIEST story yesterday. It was about a hitchiker with a hook for a hand looking for his golden arm that turned into a ghost that lost his sweater but all he wanted to do was vash and vipe our vindows. ...And the whole time he was holding what he thought was a cat but it turned out to be a diseased rat from Mexico. SICK. We're never going to sleep again!
love,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
http://www.hazzards.com

Thursday, November 3rd
Scenic
Uke the Vote!
25 Avenue B
NYC
10pm
$7
All ukuleles, all night with Uke Deville, Roger Greenwalt, and us—The Hazzards.
*Have you seen Sydney's hott new Uke yet?!

UPDATE: Looks like we're going on at 10pm (not 8, like we said before).


Monday, November 7th
Tell Your Friends!
The Lolita Bar
266 Broome St., off of Allen St.
NYC
Take the F train to Delancey St.
8:00pm
Free!

Liam McEneaney's rad monthly comedy show, hosted by Baron Vaughn and featuring: Brian Kiley, Damion Sammarco, Todd Hanson, Liam McEneaney, Andy Blitz, and The Hazzards!