DEAR DIARY: Summer Job

Dear Diary,

We’ve been trying to find a summer job all week. Why is it so hard? We went to Burger King, McDonalds, AND Wendy’s. None of them would give us a job, even though we borrowed our mom’s blue blazer to look more professional. We’ll probably end up being a volunteer junior counselor at day camp. . . again. At least we won’t smell like french fries all day long! And we’re totally the best at teaching Arts & Crafts!!

Love,
Sydney & Anne
The Hazzards


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We thought we were on summer vacation, but we were wrong!

Watch us playing our new song, Dude (Let's Get Boners) on comedycentral.com.

And check out all the shows we've got coming up:

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006
The Hazzards' Wednesday Night Makeout Party
Galapagos
70 North 6th Street
between Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY 11211
718 782-5188
10pm
Free!
It's a "very special" Makeout Party with BFFs Ben Lerman; Pathfire; and a super-special, one-of-a-kind, all ringtones & rarities performance by us, The Hazzards; plus maybe a secret special guest.
Come early & check out Love Ahoy at 8pm, Brooklyn's most hilarious live dating show!!

June 28th, 2006
Comedy is for Humans presents: The Comediarock Summer Jam!
Mundial505 East 12th Street @ Ave. A
8pm
Funny music with Rob Paravonian, Shayna Ferm, The Rob and Mark Show, and Schaffer The Darklord

July 1st, 2006
Maxwell's
1039 Washington Street
Hoboken, NJ
(201)653-1703
9pm
Tickets: $8 advance / $10 door, ticketweb.com
with Kevin Devine!!
If you live in NJ, you have no excuse for not coming to this show. Seriously.