DEAR DIARY: High school is boring.

Dear Diary,
We're in a bad mood today. It's rainy out and we're feeling really outraged about wars and poverty. They're both really terrible problems, Diary. And so interconnected. We're seriously considering joining the Peace Corps. Maybe in Africa or Asia or something? That would be so cool. It sounds dumb, but we're also a little sad about not having a boyfriend too. (Why is everyone so in love with Alyssa?! We don't get it, she's boring! And her stupid family vacation hairbraids just make it easier to see her gross sunburnt scalp. ugly.) Anyways, whatever. Maybe we'll write some poems today. Ooooh! Totally going to dye our hair pink. Julie let me borrow her manic panic! People at school will probably make a big deal about it but whatever. They're idiots and Josh Parullio can eat it.

We can't wait to be done with high school already. Its so boring.

later,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com


Hey, UK! Watch us on Paramount 2 this Saturday, 9/18!

Saturday, September 18th
The World Stands Up
23:25 o'clock on Paramount 2

New Stand-up comedy series featuring performances from Adam Hills, Jim Gaffigan, Danny Bhoy and the Hazzards.

*** Coming to Comedy Central in the US on Friday, November 11th at 9pm!! ***

Hey, New York! Come see us at FEZ this Tuesday, 9/21!
** with the FULL BAND!

Tuesday, September 21st
The Hazzards & The Isotoners
FEZ
380 Lafayette St. (@ Great Jones)
9:30pm
$10
Reservations: 212.533.7000

Hey, New York! Come see us again at The Culture Project on Friday 9/24!

Friday, September 24th
Naked Angels Presents The Issues Project: Democracy.
The Culture Project's 45 Below
45 Bleecker Street, at Lafayette
7:00pm
$15
Tickets available by phone: (212) 352-3101
Or on the internet at www.theatermania.com

Hey, Brooklyn! Come see us at Lucky Cat on Thursday, September 29th!

Wednesday, September 29th
Comedy Rocks @ Lucky Cat
245 Grand st. (btw Bedford & Driggs)
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
7:30pm
Free

Also featuring the hilarious comedy of:

Guilia Rozzi
Jessie DelFino
Rich Zeroth
Michael Capazolla
Claudia Cogan
Mark Sam Rosenthal

YEAH!