DEAR DIARY: Locker 55.

Dear Diary,
So remember how we made that sign on print shop as a joke to whoever stole our purple L.L. Bean backpack?? Yeah, we should have just gotten a lock but instead we put up a sign that said :

"Hello friendly Klepto, Do you think you're cool by stealing our stuff? Is stealing our stuff part of some bizarre pagen ritual? We want our bag back, its big and purple and it looks like this: [drawing of bag]. Love, Locker 55. PS: We're ninjas. PPS: Mr. T is our uncle."

We even edited out the cheese, crackers, and cutting board part of a weird print shop graphic so it left just a knife... then added knives to all the corners. Yeah, we thought we were pretty cool and funny until D period when some jerk took the sign out of our locker, photocopied it in the IMC, and posted it all over school!!! They even put it in some tough kid's locker who came up to us ready to fight and also wicked psyched to tell us we had spelled pagan wrong. Sucked! We "went to the bathroom" during Mr. Finn's spanish class and took down all the stupid signs...there were like 50. so dumb.

We are such losers!!
There's no way we're going to school tomorrow.

love,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com

Come hang out with us Thursday! We're cool now, we promise.

Thursday, February 2/3
The Knitting Factory, Old Office
74 Leonard St.
NYC
$6

We go on at 8pm! We'll be playing an awesome new song!

Stay for other awesome bands....

9pm Jollyship the Whizbang
10pm The Fabulous Entourage
11pm Jesus H. Christ

Don't forget to get your own copy of SO PRETTY, our awesome new EP. SO PRETTY is available at our shows and online at www.hazzards.com

*** PS: I just magic ukuleled myself: I wrote this, went for a bike ride, locked my bike up, came back 2 hours later and it was gone, just like the backpack. Booo! Its really hard managing these magic powers of mine. ***