Dear Diary: Parents just don't understand.

Dear Diary,
Today we were hanging out in the kitchen and Mom came in to ask us where exactly she could find the hip hop community. WE'RE NOT KIDDING! Dad came home from his Republican Town Committee Meeting just then too and also wanted to know. THEN they asked us what hip hop sounds like: "Is it called hip hop cause there's a lot of jumping in the dance moves?"

We told them the hip hop community was located in Weymouth, MA and left in a hurry.

SO EMBARRASSING.

One,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
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Wednesday, 4/13
The Hazzards Wednesday Night Makeout Party!
Galapagos
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70 North 6th Street btwn. Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
10pm
FREE!

featuring:
Soce The Elemental Wizard
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