DEAR DIARY: Rap attack!

Dear Diary,
We started a rap with Nikki Savino at lunch today. It's awesome. It's all about how we're the best and the things we like ("Palmettos, Jams, and hair!") and how tough we are ("But when it comes to school, hey - we don't care!"). We might perform it at girl scout camp but we don't know yet. Nikki is definitely one of the coolest girls in our grade. Man, do we wish we were Italian.
bye.
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com


Wednesday, March 15th
The Hazzards' Wednesday Night Make Out Party
Galapagos
70 North 6th Street
between Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
10pm
Free!
with HARTLY GOLDSTEIN and an extra special acoustic set from BISHOP ALLEN ! Don't miss this incredibly awesome show. We'll be debuting our new song FRIDAY NIGHT TICKLE FIGHT! ...and we heard there might be vampires in the back room! Spooky! Sexy!

See you there!!

PS: Guess what?! You can get awesome Hazzards ringtones from Comedy Central. It's true!!