Dear Diary: DATE TONIGHT!

Dear Diary,
We're going on a date tonight!! Mom will only let us go on stupid "group dates" so there'll be lots of other people there too (www.therealuspatentoffice.com) ....but the boy we like will definitely be there so it totally counts! Yay! We're totally gonna try and hold his hand. We're thinking we'll make our move at the 8th hole, that's the one with the huge tricky windmill. Everyone gets stuck there so we'll probably have to sit on the bench and wait our turn. Perfect time for hand holding! Yessss! Next time we write to you (and it will be soon), we just might have a boyfriend!!!!
love,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com


LOTS OF SHOW INFO:

Wednesday, May 26th (TONIGHT!)
The Hazzards
*with hott FULL BAND!
and US Patent Office
Climate 8
366 Eighth Avenue
9pm
$5

Saturday, May 29th
The Hazzards on The MargOH! Channing Show
MNN Channel 56
www.mnn.org
11pm

Wednesday, June 2nd
Ladyfest*East's Summer Camp Variety Show!
www.ladyfesteast.org
MI-5
52 Walker St.
(between Bdwy & Church)
Doors at 8pm
Show at 9pm
$7 donation

Sunday, June 6th
AMBUSH
benefit party for www.moveonpac.org
Lemon Bar
238 Park Avenue South
(between 18th &19th)
Doors at 7pm
Show at 8pm
$25 donation

The Hazzards love Jeffrey D.

We really do. And he just put up a TON of songs on his website.

Might I recommend a few?
-I Hate New York City
-Kill the Doctor
-Sea Monster Theme
-I Used to be Happy this Way

Maybe now you will love Jeffrey D, too.

Love,
Sydney

Dear Diary: FINALS!

Dear Diary,

We have been studying sooooo hard for finals! AP History is really hard and we have to memorize all these dates and what happened on them. They might ask us the date or the event on the test, so we have to memorize it both ways. Hard! We miss TV.

Check out these signifcant dates:

May 18th, 2004 - The Hazzards play a theater benefit at The Belt for Lightening Strikes theater company. Signifigance: Apparently The Hazzards love playing theater benefits.

May 22nd, 2004 - The Hazzards host F Uke!, a ukulele themed evening @ PS122. Full Band! Hott Outfits! Powerpoint! Signifigance: The Hazzards know how to administer the business.

May 26th, 2004 - The Hazzards play at Climate 8 with their awesome full band. Signifigance: It will be the second time that they've played with US Patent Office. It's safe to say that an alliance has been forged.

Totally memorized. Cinchy.

Love,
Sydney & Anne
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com


SHOW DETAILS:

Tuesday, May 18th
"THE BALL AT THE BELT"
Benefit for Lightning Strikes Theater Company
The Belt Theater
336 West 37th Street
Doors @ 8pm
$30

Saturday, May 22nd
F UKE
The Hazzards host an evening of ca-razy Uke inspired performance.
*with hott FULL BAND!
P.S. 122
150 First Ave @ 9th St.
Doors @ 10:30pm
$10

Wednesday, May 26th
The Hazzards
*with hott FULL BAND!
and US Patent Office
(www.therealuspatentoffice.com)
Climate 8
366 Eighth Avenue
9pm
$5

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MargOH Channing!

After sharing a banana split, Sydney and I rushed over to MargOH Channing's house on Tuesday to sing a couple songs and drink a couple blue drinks with her. It was fun, we like her! You can see us on her show Saturday May 29th @11PM on MNN Channel 56. If you don't get Time Warner City Cable...watch us live at www.mnn.org.

Hott.

Don't call it Frisco

Dear Blog,

I am so excited about The Hazzards going to San Francisco! I even have a song half-written about it in my head already. We've booked a bunch of shows. The plane tickets are purchased. We're really, really going! My parents are going to see us play for the first time ever (I hope they don't disapprove of our sexy songs, or the ones about drinking)!
Now I'm going to get a hambuger and eat it in the park and sing the San Francisco song to myself.

Awesome!

Love,
Sydney