Friday, April 30, 2004

Cirque This!

Do you ever say to yourself, "Gee, I love The Hazzards, but I wish they did more fake tap dancing and somersaults"? Well, friend, your day has come. Anne and Sydney are in the cast of Cirque This! playing this weekend only at Triskelion Arts in Williamsburg.

No ukuleles, no singing. But there will be silliness, and there will be fake tap dancing.

Monday, April 26, 2004

Vote for us!

We're nominated for an ECNY award!

Vote for The Hazzards...and all your favorite emerging comics of New York:


Monday, April 19, 2004

What's a cool way to say you could buy clothes I made on the internet? Uh. . . I don't think there is one, but you can, here:


P.S. I can't wait to meet Kirk Cameron on Tuesday!

Saturday, April 17, 2004


Dear Diary,
We have crushes on the following people:

The Debutantes
The Bravery
Kirk Cameron

We heard they'll all be at the Cutting Room on Tuesday!
We're going to put makeup on, go there, and try to talk to them.
Boys are so cute!!!
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards

One Year Lease Presents...

A night of music and comedy

Hosted by Michael M. Meyer

Featuring the Musical Talents of:

The Horace Mann Jazz Ensemble

The Hazzards
** With Andrew on Bass, Will on Drums, and Paul on Harp!!!**

The Debutantes

The Bravery

When:  Tuesday, April 20th, 8-11pm

Where: The Cutting Room, 19 West 24th Street, (Btwn 6th and Broadway)

How Much: $10 at the Door.

A One Year Lease fundraiser.  A portion of the proceeds will be donated to the upcoming festival the Unconvention. 

Friday, April 16, 2004

By the way, Shequida totally felt Anne up on stage. . . twice!


Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Sherry Brocker & Ross Pusitello TLA 4 Eva!

"The Gayly Show" was so fun tonight! Shaquida is hott, confirmed! ...And we met awesome new friends: DJ Jon Jon and Tim Hemmeter. We love them....even if we're not spelling their names right.

Big ups to "Bad Boy". He totally excercises.

Tuesday, April 13, 2004


Shequida is back from Berlin!!
And we're hanging out with her tonight...

Tuesday, April 13th
275 West 22nd Street
(between 7th and 8th...much closer to 8th)
hosted by the lovely Shequida.


Tuesday, April 06, 2004

Happy Daylight Savings!

Dudes, Redd's Tavern was SO FUN! The bands were awesome (We HEART Rock-a- Roni!), the drinks were cheap, and the weather totally permitted free barbecue! We also premiered our new song, GIRL BEER, to rave reviews! I really love playing glockenspiel.

And a lot of our friends came to drink whiskey and eat hot dogs with us.... Zohar, Ramon, Jen, Catherine, Elyse, Ken, Sean, Oliver and The Isontoners too! The Isotoners are our new best friends. We love them. We hope to play a show with them soooon.

Ken was there getting some footage for his upcoming Easter That's Kentertainment special! Remember when he lost the tape of us performing at Club G-A-Y?? Well, by some xmas miracle, he found it! He's going to show it on this Thursday's episode- THAT'S KENTERTAINMENT!: THE PASSION OF THE KEN. Watch us dance around in front of a thousand G-A-Y londoners! It's crazy! It's awesome! Show airs at midnight and if you don't have Time Warner City Cable, you'll also be able to see it streaming online at (click cable channels then on channel 34)

We also just found out we'll be at Baracuda next Tuesday appearing with Shaquida on a Daily Show-esque chat show! More info coming soon. Should be fun!

Did you know we have magic powers?