Monday, November 24, 2003

Where did all the songs go?

Our new friend Billy has a new site: It's kind of like itunes, only way cooler for a number of reasons including that they said tons of nice things about us and invited us to play spin the bottle with them. The other bands on the site are going to be awesome. Plus, you don't have to be on a stupid Mac to make it work. We love We totally want to be Billy's lawyers! Too bad we never went to law school.

Billy/dgenerate is hosting some of our songs, and you can download them for a dollar.

You may know our pop hit Gay Boyfriend, but have you heard our lo-fi favorites, such as Shut up & Makeout, SexySpirit4You, Just a Temp, or The Ballad of the Magic Ukulele? Two girls, two ukuleles and a Casio SK1. . . what else do you need?

Wednesday, November 19, 2003

Deep Dish Cabaret on Saturday

Dear Blog,

On Saturday, November 22 we'll be playing at Deep Dish Cabaret. The address is 675 Hudson, buzzer 3N, @ 14th and 9th. The event is from 9pm to 2am. We hear that we will be going on around 10:30. The cost of admission is $10. You have to be 21 or over, I guess that's 'cause they'll have liquor there.
They say this is a variety show. Here is some of the variety: PATRICK BORELLI, ETHAN LIPTON, ZERO BOY, MIKE ALBO, SHY BAND, BUTCHER SLIM, EUROTRASH, and THE HAZZARDS!

Doesn't that sound delicious?

We also have a bunch of shows coming up in December. You can find out more about them at

The Hazzards

P.S. We know for a fact that Patrick Borelli wears knickers to hockey practice (that's knickers in a "ye olde short pants" way, not in a "British lady's undergarment" way).

Monday, November 10, 2003


Gay Boyfriend is in UK stores TODAY!!

Also Awesome: Our Sun Webchat . That Simon is one cool dude. Thumbs up!

Saturday, November 08, 2003

Dear Diary- Show SUNDAY 11/9!

Dear Diary,
England was sooooo cool but we're really happy to be back in America.
We're celebrating our return with a free show SUNDAY night!

My Mom's gonna be there! ....and if she knew we use swear words we'd be in MAJOR TROUBLE. Oh my god, I really hope I don't accidentally swear in front of her. Maybe if I write down all the swears I know here, I'll get it out of my system.  Ready, diary? f*cksh*tc*nt*ssh*l*p*n*sb*tchd*mn*n*sv*g*n*r**r*nd*d**rh**

Thanks, I think that's totally gonna work.

Bye for now!
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards

Sunday, Nov 9
7th Ave (bet 19th & 20th)

Other Acts:
Scott the Blue Bunny
Ladyfinger from the Glamazons
Jodi Wasserman
....and many more!

Friday, November 07, 2003

Show on Sunday

We just confirmed the details for our first post-England show. It's going to be awesome, and it's free.

Urban Vaudville
Sunday, Nov 9
7th Ave (bet 19th & 20th)

other acts:
Scott the Blue Bunny
Ladyfinger from the Glamazons
Pearl (janis joplin impersonator)
Louis (the top french horn player in the country, will
be doing some keyboard performance piece)
Jodi Wasserman (comic)

Thursday, November 06, 2003

Monday, NOVEMBER 10TH!

Gay Boyfriend vs. Me Against the Music?
Anne & Sydney vs. Britney & Madonna?

...and hilarious.

Wednesday, November 05, 2003

Metro 60 Second Interview

For the record, internet, I probably only said "totally" a handful of times....not the million they have in PRINT.

totally bad at interviews,


'Gay Boyfriend' will be released in the UK on Monday, November 10th and can be bought from HMV, Virgin and leading independent stores.

We're so excited!

One more thing about England...

I love the bacon!
English bacon is really something special. Things took a turn for the better the morning we had our first bacon sandwiches. . . no sauce, please.

Oh England, I miss you already. . . and your bacon.


Tuesday, November 04, 2003

Hazzards Boot Camp

...Has officially come to a close. Sunday morning, we happily put on non-matching outfits for the trip home and made it back to New York safe and sound. We had so much fun in London learning new words and meeting new friends. It seems like a crazy dream.

"Our Trip to England"
by The Hazzards

New Vocabulary:
Snog- Makeout!
Cheeky- Sassy, Saucy
Pull- As in, "we were too ugly to pull any blokes in college", read "get with" or "pick up"
Fanny- Unlike in the US, this is NOT a corny word for rear-end. Its a dirty word for the ladies front-end....if you know what we mean.
Crap- Crap. ...but we had to sign a contract that said we wouldn't say this on live tv. Apparently its really bad.
Spotted Dick- A creamy, raisin-y dessert...that we bet we could mention on TV.
Cream Crackered- Cockney Rhyming Slang for the next entry.
Knackered- Tired.
Ruby- Cockney Rhyming Slang for Curry. Ruby Murray, Curry!
Macca- Paul McCartney
Hazza- Hazzards!
You're just winding me up- You're just pulling my leg!
Mobile- Cell phone
Mad- Crazy
Jumper- Sweater
Trainers- Sneakers
Slag- Slut
Knickers,Pants- Underwear!

Cute New Friends:
Craig's posse
Sound Effects Mark
Steve Antoine
Richard & Melinda
David Saxby & his hat doffing Chaps
The Druid
Splashboy & all our club G-A-Y friends!!
Kym Marsh
Neil Sexton
Tim Robinson
Emma B from Top of the Pops Radio
Sadie Nine
David the Piano Player
Pete Pinnington
Stephen Sullivan
Phil & Mark- our computer room Janes Addiction road crew friends
Allen from the Betsey Trotwood
Sam, Judy's friend from Japan
Tim & Mike from Brunel University
Paddy & Claudia
Darren from Good Food Live
Double Decker Alex
...and so many more!

People we didn't meet:
The Fast Food Rockers
The Queen
George Michael

Oh well, maybe next time!!

Yay! What an adventure!
Anne & Sydney

Saturday, November 01, 2003

Goulash & Candy Corn

It was the moment we both were waiting for all week!

We appeared on Good Food Live Friday morning. It was awesome. Everyone was so nice and we got to sample the best food: Goulash, Pumpkin/Chicken chowder and a crazy chocolate dessert with fruit and nuts and whipped cream in it. If we had our way, we'd be back for every show. If we *really* had our way, we'd have been allowed to paint on our black moustaches! They're our favorite part of our French outfits but we got there too late for the higher ups to approve it. Oh well, still an amazing, spooky, and delicious way to spend Halloween.

...and for the record, are NOT allowed to give trick-or-treaters baked goods. Don't you know they have razors and drugs in them??! jeez.