Thursday, February 26, 2004


Come see The Hazzards play with Will Carlough, Andy Dickerson, and Paul Thureen!
Then stay on to dance/drink your ass/face off!

Thurday, February 26th
59 5th Ave.
(between 12th/13th)
9pm (doors)
10pm (Hazzards!)

Live DJ! Drink specials! Dance Party! The Hazzards with their **full band**!!
Entry is $10 at the door and all proceeds benefit A Thought About Raya.

It's gonna be awesome.

Hope to see you there!

ps: I heard the club is owned by a Baldwin brother. Ooh la la!

Monday, February 23, 2004

I stand corrected.

The new instrument I've been playing is NOT a xylophone.

...and I can't tell which word is hotter.


Friday, February 20, 2004

We made the papers!

There's an article about the Tank show in today's Daily News!

It's true, we wore prom dresses...but just for the record, Paul's harp is not miniature. Paul is just really tall.

The Hazzards In..."The Mystery of the Hidden Secrets"

The Hazzards have inherited a creepy old mansion from their great great uncle Ichabod. It's definitely haunted and its definitely full of mysterious hidden secrets. Will they be able to crack the case?? Let's look at the clues......


Friday, February 20th
Out On The Edge
Comedy Central

If you missed it the first time, Friday night's your chance to see us dance around in glittery outfits on TV!


Sunday, February 22nd
Pete's Candy Store
709 Lorimer St.
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
with The Animators

Come hear Sydney and Anne will play their sweet songs just for you!


Tuesday, February 24th
Giant Tuesday Night of Amazing Inventions and Also There is a Game
The St. Marks Theater
94 St. Marks Place
(between 1 & A)
$5 tickets at the door

Come hear Sydney and Anne play their sweet songs just for you ...and a bunch of funny comics!


Thurday, February 26th
Raya Fundraiser Bash/Dance Off
59 5th Ave.
(between 12th/13th)

Live DJ! Drink specials! Dance Party! The Hazzards with their **full band**!!
Entry is $10 at the door and all proceeds benefit A Thought About Raya.
It's gonna be awesome.

Hey, wait a second... those weren't clues at all!
That was just info for 4 different rad Hazzards related events?!

....and that friends, is the greatest mysterious hidden secret of them all.

Hope to see you Friday or Sunday or Tuesday or Thursday!
Sydney & Anne
The Hazzards

Hankering for a copy of our awesome Gay Boyfriend remix? It's available at and

Friday, February 06, 2004

Pirates vs. Sailors!

Hello, friends.
It is confirmed, I will be showing my Fall '04 collection next week at Avalon.  The theme is "Pirates vs. Sailors".  Yar!  There are lots of new, pretty clothes to see; amazing hats by Sarah Cant; and tons of fun! 
Here are the details...

Sydney presents her Fall 2004 Collection
"Pirates vs. Sailors"
at Avalon
20th Street @ 6th Avenue
February 12th

See you there!
P.S.  You might have noticed that the date has changed.  It is on THURSDAY, February 12th.  For real.  I do whatever Kylie tells me to do.

Wednesday, February 04, 2004


Being in The Hazzards is kind of crazy!

We just got back from an awesome trip to London on Sunday. We hung out in Leicester Square for a whole week ...we did a lot of eating and drinking of booze there with old friends (Craig, Sam, Ryan the Scientist, Sarah the Hatmaker, Graham, Sue...) and new ones (Henry, Mike, Ashley, Ian, Ian, Cathy...) It was very fun. The taping Thursday night went well too. Wait to you see the pictures of our outfits! We look so grossly 80s its awesome. I think I might be related to Morgan Fairchild.

Back in the states we're Cover Girls ( and OUT ON THE EDGE aired on Monday! Still sleepy from the trip, we had a bunch of friends over for the premiere and pizza and pina coladas. Good Times. Originally you could see Sydney's underwear region on the tape, but they must have filled in her scandalousness in post! Sorry to all the disappointed fans of Sydney's underwear. Better luck next time.

We've been getting an awesome email response to the special!
***To everyone that sent us nice emails, THANK YOU! You are nice! I hope to reply as soon as possible. ....but I have to unpack first...and make sure I don't get fired from my job. I'll email you back as soon as I can! ***

Other big news: Sydney's having a fashion show next Thursday, Feb 12th at a place called AVALON in NYC. As soon as she got back she resumed sewing her face off. I've seen a bunch of her new outfits already and shiver me timbers, they are really cool. I'll post the full Sydney Maresca Fashion Show info soon. You should come!

The Hazzards will be back playing around NYC at the end of February...and after that we want to record and maybe even go on the road with our awesome harp/bass/drum players. We'll let you know what we're up to!