Thursday, June 30, 2005

More DC!

Dear Blog,

While we played a little bit of Matchgame AM/PM and one round of Family Feud on our DC trip, the most popular car game this time was DC Analogies! They're fun, and they also made us smarter. Here's one DC Analogy for you...

Brian Kenny Fresno : San Francisco :: ________ : Washington, DC

It's safe to say we all scored 1600 in fun!

Another highlight of the trip for me was when we went to Applebee's before the show. I always think it's going to be hilarious to eat at a family restaurant, but it always ends up being crazy expensive. Our waitress was named Maeve. She had a cute hair-do, and Anne accidentally slapped her butt. When I asked her for a whisky and soda, Maeve asked me what kind of soda I wanted: Coke or Sprite? I thought that was pretty funny, but Maeve thought it was hilarious when I asked for a slice of lemon in it. But that was before Anne slapped her butt. It wasn't Anne's fault--Maeve had some weird thing hanging off the back that Applebee's made her wear. Maeve was very nice about it and said it happened all the time. Later, we ordered a sizzling dessert and it was delicious.

After our show, Ben taught us how to play Texas Hold-Em (Hazzards' Rules) and I won. Will may argue that he won, but he didn't. We tried our best to officially trash our hotel room that night.

Fun fact about Larry Poon: Not only does he say we are "good people" (nice!) and then make a hand job joke, he also uses the same blogger template as we do!

BTW, it wasn't my fault that I looked at Joe Bevillaqua's crotch, it was sticking out of his pants. And it wasn't because his pants were that tight!



P.S. OMG, our video for Shut Up & Make Out is finally done! We're planning its debut ASAP. Yeah!

P.P.S. I'm a temp again!!

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Side Project!

On our summer vacation, Will & I joined a marching band! We played at BB Kings. Joe Piscopo was there.  Posted by Hello

We are the best. Posted by Hello

Monday, June 27, 2005

Thanks DC!

The Hazzards had such an awesome time in DC this past Friday! Big thanks to Elliot in the Morning, The Elliot in the Morning listeners who drove an hour and got in car accidents to see us, The State Theater, The State Theater's rad sound crew, Rory Scovel, Larry Poon, Sultan the cookie man, the Maryland state cop who only gave us a warning, and Maeve (our waitress at Applebees). Special thanks to Ben from the Isotoners for filling in for Andy on Bass! Ben is hilarious and talented and handsome and spills a lot.

Check you later, DC.

The Hazzards + Elliot in the Morning = TLA! Posted by Hello

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Come on, we're cuter than Seinfeld. Right?

Check us out in the Wasington Post Express today (we're on page 35, with Seinfeld)! And then check us out at the State Theater tomorrow!!

Sure, they call us dorky, but we think it's in a nice way: "Somehow, the New York duo's charm and dorky sense of humor bends the Tiny Tim effect to their favor."

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

See ya soon, DC!!

We're getting VERY psyched for the show in DC this friday!
...And this just in, our DC friends will be the first to see the hott new Hazzards video for SHUT UP & MAKEOUT!! YEAH!!

Can't wait!

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Dear Diary: The summer stupids.

Dear Diary,
Summer is so awesome but we think we're forgetting everything we learned this year already. Yikes! Will you help us remember stuff, Diary?

Here are a few things we learned that don't want to forget:

1) The 3 branches of US government are the Judicial (The Supreme Court), the Executive (The Prez.), and the Legislative (Congress).

2) The difference between an animal cell and a plant cell is that a plant cell has chloroplasts and a rigid cell wall.

3) "Scooping" means making out. Here it is in a sentence: "Megan totally scooped on Matt Conners at Nicole's party last week".

Ok, bye! Gotta get to work. There are cages to clean and dead fish to scoop. (not that way!) gross.

Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards

We're so excited to see you next Friday, D.C.!!! YEAH!!

Friday, June 24
with Larry Poon and Rory Scovel
The State Theater
220 N. Washington
Falls Church, Va
7pm doors, 9pm show

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Crying While Eating - Epilogue.

The contest may be over but you can still see the Hazzards n' friends (n' strangers)eating and crying together at There's a great article about them in the LA TIMES today! Read it!

Congrats Cas!!

Stay tuned for The Hazzards' "SHUT UP & MAKEOUT" video, directed by cryingwhileeating's Casimir Nozkowski. Coming really soon! We swear!!


Tuesday, June 07, 2005

DEAR DIARY: The quarter game?

Dear Diary,

Our cousin Melissa just told us that last summer she went to the movies with a boy and let him put a quarter down her shirt and then go get it too. Like 20 times! In her bra and everything! SICK! That is so weird. Even weirder, she told her mom about it. WEIRDEST! We'll be glad when she goes back to Tuscon, though she does have really nice shampoo and conditioner.

Wait, Is it weird that no one has tried to put a quarter down our shirts yet?

In other news, we held a red-tailed hawk at science camp today! And we disected one of its pellets and found a ton of mouse bones!!

Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards

The Hazzards Wednesday Night Makeout Party!
***Our last one before summer vacation!***
70 North 6th Street btwn. Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn



WOW WOW WOW! What an awesome lineup!!

Pssst! HEY DC!! We're coming over on Friday, June 24th! Come hang out with us at the State Theater! Show starts at 9pm! More details soon...

Monday, June 06, 2005

Our upcoming DC show....

...was mentioned in the newsletter. They had more deets that we did!!


The Hazzards

The Hazzards started out as two girls a ukulele and a dream. Now, after critical praise and a cult hit video for their single "Gay Boyfriend," the folk parody team of Sydney Maresca & Anne Harris are backed by a full band and ready to take their show on the road (well, at least to Virginia.)

Show: The Hazzards
Date: Friday, June 24
Place: The State Theater, 220 N. Washington, Falls Church, Va
Time: 7pm doors, 9pm show
Price: TBA
More Information: and

Thursday, June 02, 2005

We want to be the saddest

Watch us crying and eating. You'll have to follow the link to find out why we are crying, but I can tell you this much, we'll probably never eat brownies again.

Sydney & Anne

PS - We feel much better now, thank you.

PPS - We heard that you can vote once every minute for your favorite clip, not that we'd want you to cheat or anything.