Tuesday Night

We're sooooo sorry to anyone who came out last night. Due to an unfortunate scheduling conflict regarding a shark, our show was cancelled.

We're really, really sorry. We totally owe you a drink. You are awesome.

Love,
Sydney & Anne

The Hazzards

Don't come to galapagos tonight.

Our show is cancelled.

Dude!

Check us out on the youtube:



High five!

Love,
Sydney & Anne
The Hazzards

The Hazzards tonight: Live! and also. . . on your TV!!

Anne just had a birthday. Someone gave her a brand new Casio SK-1. It's bedazzled with real swarovski crystals, and all of its buttons work. Help celebrate Anne's birthday tonight at our Tuesday Night Makeout Party at Galapagos. We're going to play lots of casio songs! Tonight, we will be joined by The Carlough Brothers and Outre Island. Oooh!

Also, we're on Fuse June 5th tonight!! We wrote some songs for The Rad Girls, went out to LA, and taped some mini-videos with those awesome girls for their crazy show. We had a rad time in LA, and June 5th tonight, yes tonight, The Hazzards will be featured performing our song "Rad Girls vs. Models" on your TV, while the Rad Girls face off against some models. Who can eat the most chicken wings? You'll have to watch to find out.

UPDATED: We're on Rad Girls next week. Not tonight. Oops! You could watch them tonight anyway, they're still pretty rad without us.

Rad!

Love,
Sydney & Anne
The Hazzards

PS - Paul Thureen, our handsome harp player, is starring in The Debate Society's new play, The Eaten Heart. It's really, really good. You should see it. It's running in NYC through June 9th. Details here: www.thedebatesociety.org

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Tuesday, May 29th, 2007
The Hazzards Tuesday Night Make Out Party
Galapagos
70 North 6th Street
between Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY 11211
718 782-518810:00pm
Free!

The Rad Girls on Fuse!
www.fuse.tv/radgirls

June 11th, 2007
The PIT
with DEEP
154 West 29th
NY, NY 10001

Sweet Shows

Wow, let's catch up. We went to LA this weekend and did some rad stuff. We hung out in a porn attic, raced laundry carts, had a noodle spring break on the beach, and rocked as hard as we could in the middle of the street. Check out all the pictures!

We've got even bigger plans for the rest of the month. We're going to help send ukuleles to Africa, and have the sweetest Tuesday Night Make Out Party with some of our bestest friends.

What are you up to?

See you soon!
TCCIC
Love,
Sydney & Anne
The Hazzards


Wednesday, May 16th, 2007
The Glass Contraption presents... THE SHOW OF SHOWS!
Pianos
158 Ludlow Street
NYC
8:00pm
$12 in advance via PayPal @ www.glasscontraption.org/about/calendar.html
$15 at the door
A Variety Night featuring some of their favorite comedians, clowns and musicians, all rallying to raise funds for their theater, music and clown residencies this summer at the Topsy Center for Children Living with HIV in South Africa. This year, the Ukulele Hall of Fame Museum has donated 48 ukuleles to help start a ukulele orchestra with the children! And of course, they will be unleashing the pandemonium and playful abandon of the clown all over town! With Ukulele Funny Ladies Katie Down of the Ukuladies, Kellie Rae Powell, Bliss Blood & Jamie Scandal; The Hazzards; The Two Man Gentleman Band; Corn Mo; Deenie Nast; Comedian, Dave Hill; and The Glass Contraption.


Tuesday, May 29th, 2007
The Hazzards Tuesday Night Make Out Party
Galapagos
70 North 6th Street
between Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY 11211
718-782-5188
10:00pm
Free, free, free!

Was my back dive good?

So like a five or something?

Wrapped!

Laundry cart racing!

Munch!

Rad times in LA

Scoot, scoot, scoot, sweep

parasol

Pollo

Anne just yelled for her food and slammed her dirt down on the table.

tough!

hazzards get your guns out

so tough!

really tough!

that girl ate 6 grapes today, what an effing mess

Will, do you know where the hole is?

Jaleel White AND a turkey vulture?

They were delicious!

Tacos El Texano

Anne uses her Spanish skills to order us some quesadillas at eight in the morning in weirdo LA.

keepin' it real even when we get arrested

Is Will very tiny, or is he being electrocuted?

shiny, shiny sunglasses

You've fallen, you've fallen. . .

Remember what we taught you!

Noodle spring break!

having an AWESOME time!

spring break

Lifeguards

rock!

So clean

la

Yum, a southwest burger

Some of The Hazzards are enjoying delicious southwest burgers at the airport. What!

Delicious, a southwest burger!

It's hockey season!

And you know what that means, folks - HOTT INJURIES!

Check out the mega bruise I got last Sunday:

That's my sexy inner thigh.

Needless to say, we won the game- largely due to the fact that I can take a laser shot to the thigh and keep playing without missing a step (or crying, eff that!) The rest of the team is pretty rad too, though. GO SKYFIGHTERS!

xoxoxox
Anne