It's so strange not being in the same country as Anne. I don't leave for London until Tuesday. Will I be able to figure out what to wear by myself? Who will I talk to during the day? What will my life be like without the ringing tones of the xylophone?

I'm packing up our awesome new "Business Lady" costumes (including very, very flattering glasses that Anne got in Massachussetts) and getting so much "work" done.
Oh England, I'll see you and your bacon soon enough.

Don't forget to watch the gayest comedy special ever--because we're on it. (www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/oote/) Gay!

Love,
Sydney

P.S. Gay!

We're Cover Girls!

Yesterday Sydney and I did a photo shoot for the *cover* of NEXT magazine (www.nextmagazine.net)!!!! The photographer forced us to dirty dance a little with Johnny McGovern, "The Gay Pimp". We're not so good at that...hope we look cute! It comes out this Friday in gay-friendly locations all over the city. NEXT is doing a whole story on Comedy Central's OUT ON THE EDGE special which premieres February 2nd at 10pm. Pick up the Magazine! Watch the special!

Guess what? I leave for London in 4 hours and I'm not packed yet. I thought it was a good idea to blog at this exact moment. Packing stinks.

love,
Anne

Out On The Edge!

For a sneak peek at our Comedy Central appearance go here:

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/oote/

Check out our interview! We must have been really tired that day.

Out On The Edge is coming soon!
Watch us dance around on your TV on February 2nd at 10pm.

I think you can see our underwear.

Did we mention we're playing at THE TANK Tonight?!!

Come to THE TANK tonight!
We'd love to see you.
...and we think you'd love to see the following:

JEFFREY D
Puppets
Gospel Singers
THE HAZZARDS
Will Carlough on Drums
Andrew Dickerson on Bass
Paul Thureen on Harp
THE FABULOUS ENTOURAGE
More than one Dominatrix
Beers
And More!!

For real.

Vice Nation @ The Tank
with Jeffrey D, The Hazzards, and The Fabulous Entourage.
Friday, Jan 16th
432 West 42nd Street
(between 9th & 10th)
New York, NY
10pm
$7

**Andrew Dickerson on Bass! Will Carlough on Drums! Paul Thureen on Harp!**

See you tonight!

Love,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com

Awesome Show THIS Friday, Jan 16th!

Friday is going to be so crazy! You're gonna wanna be there....
Here's show info straight from The Fabulous Entourage themselves!:

OPENING THIS FRIDAY: THE FABULOUS ENTOURAGE presents VICE NATION

NY Daily News will be in attendance at the opening night of VICE NATION at The Tank (Jan. 16). They are going to write an article featuring The Fabulous Entourage, Jeffrey D., and The Hazzards! Please show your support of these artists and the other talented individuals who help make their work possible by being in attendance. You may make reservations online by visiting The Tank's website at www.thetanknyc.com. See below for details. Tickets are CHEAP and the show is HOT!

OPENING THIS FRIDAY!


Produced by and Featuring THE FABULOUS ENTOURAGE

VICE NATION: Fusing the glitz and glam of eighties excess
with the primal groove of rock-and-roll
PLUS PUPPETS, DANCING, AND DOMINATRIXES!

A little taste of Miami heat:
Just the solution to your New York City winter blues.

The Fabulous Entourage has been on hiatus since its summer tour.
Now we're back with our most outrageous concert event to date.
Fans can look forward to the debut of several new songs,
remixes of all the old favorites, the addition of a live drummer,
and stunning backup singers.

Plus: projected video elements, a sin-sational opening dance spectacular, day-glo puppets, dominatrix hosting, and special musical guests.

The Fabulous Entourage presents VICE NATION
at The Tank
432 W. 42nd St. btw 9th & 10th Aves
OPENING NIGHT/PRESS NIGHT: Friday, January 16
ALL SHOWS START AT 10:00PM
**Don't be late, or you may miss the opening SPECTACLE!**

Tickets are $7 at the door
Includes a FREE copy of TFE's limited edition
I SMELL DANGER EP

Featuring The Fabulous Entourage Band:
Kyle Jarrow - Keys/Vox
Travis Chamberlain - Bass/Vox
Perry Silver - Drums
Katy Kassler, Emily Wilbur - Backup Vox

Hosted by Desiree Burch

With special musical guests:

THE HAZZARDS (January 16, OPENING NIGHT)
famous female ukelele rock duo,
performing with a full band

Additional compositions by Jeffrey D.
Choreography by Sarah Maxfield
Puppetry by Sarah Gancher
Styles and Costumes by Sky

For more information, visit www.fabulousentourage.com

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But I don't live in London. . .

Dear The Hazzards,
How can I buy your UK single if I live in the US?

Sincerely,
Gloria

Dear Gloria,
Even though you don't live in the UK, you can still shop at amazon.co.uk, you'll just have to pay international shipping costs. Here is a direct link to our single: http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000C6IPR/ref=sr_aps_music_1_1/026-7019470-9337213.
You can also buy lo-fi recordings of some of our other songs at dgenerate.com.

Love,
The Hazzards

Choose Your Own HAZZARDS Adventure!

Page 27.
You have just finished reading an email from the Hazzards, New York's baddest two-girl ukulele band - now with bass, drums, harp, and xylophone! They have explained to you that there are many exciting shows coming up in the next few weeks that they'd love to see you at. You really want to hang out with them and listen to their awesome songs. What show do you go to? The choice is yours....

If you like stand-up comedy and/or will be on the upper west side Tuesday night, take the 1/9 to:

Stand Up New York
Tuesday, January 13th
236 West 78th (close to Broadway)
New York, NY
9pm
$10 cover + 2 drink min

If you like drums, bass, harps, xylophones,ukuleles and day-glow, proceed directly to:

Vice Nation @ The Tank
with The Fabulous Entourage and Jeffrey D.
Friday, Jan 16th
432 West 42nd Street
(between 9th & 10th)
New York, NY
10pm
$7

**Andrew Dickerson on Bass! Will Carlough on Drums! Paul Thureen on Harp!**

If you like Stand Up Comedy and/or will be in London on Thursday, January 29th, be an on-camera audience member at:

The World Stands Up Taping
Thursday, January 29th
London, England!
*email thehazzards@hotmail.com to be put on the guest list.

If you like dancing, glittery outfits and/or own a TV, you'll definitely want to tune in to:

Comedy Central's Out on the Edge Special
premieres Monday, February 2nd
on your TV!
10pm


YOU HAVE CHOSEN WISELY.
See you soon.

love,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com

Queer Eye!

....is taping on my street!!
AND I just ran into Carson and gave him some Gay Boyfriend goods!
NO LIE!

This was my opening line: "Hi, Can I give you some presents?"

I am totally sketchy...
Carson is totally cool.

hooray!
Anne