Are you ready to get scared . . . sexy?

Ooooh. . . Hallowe'en is coming. And lookie, you can get Rotten to the Core, including Zombie Girls by us, The Hazzards (featuring Jeffrey D on hand-claps and 'ooh-wa's). This CD is so old and spoooky that we're listed as the Ukes of Hazzard.
They'll even let you listen to our rare and scary track without buying it.
Spooky!

Love,
Sydney

Oh, Snap! He likes to rap.

Oh man. Do you know Will Carlough? He posted a rap at 2 in the morning. I had to borrow headphones from my co-worker to listen to it and now I am crying at my desk from his rap skills. For real. Will is seriously old school!

Love,
Sydney

Electric?

Dear Blog,

I need your advice. I want an electric ukulele hella bad, but they're sooooo expensive. I've been trying to buy ones on ebay, but it turns out that I'm really bad at ebay. I got up early on Sunday morning, just in time to lose this one. It's the fourth one I've lost--so far. If only I knew how "buy it now" worked a week ago, it would be already on its way to me.

All the ones on ebay right now are either sucky or ugly (no offense). Maybe there'll be some better ones up eventually. . . . But when?

I can buy this one from the internet. It's even more expensive, but it's also RAD. And it would sound amazing plugged into metal-zone. And how am I supposed to be a serious ukulele pop-star without a serious ukulele? But man, it's expensive. But it's so cool.

This is really complicated, Blog. What should I do?

Love,
Sydney

P.S. Don't forget to come to our Chicago show, if you live in Chicago!

DEAR DIARY: In two weeks it would be a diamond.

Dear Diary,

Our cousin Ned just told us about a movie he saw called "Ferris Beuller's Day Off". We want to see it SO BAD! It's about a popular kid who skips school and has all these awesome adventures in Chicago. Everyone thinks he's sick, but he's really sneaking into restaurants with his friends and going to the Sears Tower and Wrigley Field and stuff. He even sings in a parade and outsmarts his principal!! Ned also said there's a secret ending that we have to wait through all the credits to see! We're DEFINITELY doing that... We trust him completely after his Back to the Future recommendation. (Hello, MCFLY!!!) Plus, he's in 11th grade.

When we're in highschool we're going to know about all the cool stuff too. ...and we'll play the oboe.

bye!
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com


HEY, CHICAGO!! We're coming over to your place Wednesday night!!! WOO HOO!!! Hang out with us!!

Wednesday, September 21st
ESTROJAM 2005 LAUNCH PARTY
10:00PM @ THE BOTTOM LOUNGE
3206 N. Wilton
CHICAGO, IL
(773) 975-0505

18+ / $10 IN ADVANCE

Hosted by:
Triplette

Featuring:
The Octopus Project

The Hazzards

Sybris

Helen Money

Plus:
Estrojam 2005 Art Fair
Music Videos from The Hazzards

Check out all the other awesome stuff going on in Chicago, IL for Estrojam 2005, September 21-24! www.estrojam.org

The Hazzards on the radio!

Check out our live interview TODAY on WLUW.
Listen Live Online: WLUW Streamcast
Thursdays: 11:00am-2:00pm, Chicago
September 15th: phone interview with The Hazzards

Love,
Sydney & Anne
The Hazzards

P.S. We're playing in Chicago next Wednesday!!

Wednesday, September 21st
Estrojam
The Bottom Lounge
3206 N. Wilton
Chicago, IL
773-975-050510pm
with The Octopus Project, Sybris, Helen Money
Tickets $12

Whoa!

Check out Patrick from the UFN Show:

Sexy! Tough! Funny!
Make out with him.

Will's got a nice shirt.

P.S. Come see us at North 6 tomorrow!

NORTH SIX SHOW JUST ADDED!!

Playing Mercury Lounge was so awesome Sunday night!! Thanks Isotoners!! We heart you!! TLA!!

...but for all those of you who were on vacation, we are pleased to announce an awesome new show coming up VERY SOON!! We're playing NORTH SIX on Tuesday, 9/13 with our awesome Pirate friends Jollyship the Whiz-Bang!! And DUFUS!! Fun fact: Dufus and Jollyship were both present the night we invented our favorite beverage: THE CASINO ROYALE! Lets hope North Six has plenty of Miller High Life and Chambord!

Tuesday, September 13th
NORTH SIX
www.northsix.com
66 North 6th St. (btw Berry & Whythe)
Brooklyn, NY 11211
phone 718.599.5103
$10

Doors at 8pm!
Puppet Show at 8:30pm!
Hazzards at 9pm!

THE HAZZARDS
Jollyship The Whizbang
Dufus