Dear Diary,
Guess what: We got 3 A’s on our report card this quarter. One of them was in Art, but it still counts. Our parents promised to give us $10 for every A; and three A's is enough to buy a brand new walkman. Sweet! We’re going to get a pink one that matches our pink boom-box. Jessica and Karen are going to be totally jealous.
Love,
Sydney & Anne
The Hazzards
OMG, The Hazzards are on iTunes! We dare you to download some songs.
We double dare you check out our next free show:
Wednesday, November 30th
The Hazzards' Wednesday Night Make Out Party
Galapagos
70 North 6th Street
between Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
10pm
Free!
with Aaron Hill & The Crimson Guard and Ben Lerman
Dear Blog,
Hiya, Blog!
Oops! We had the wrong address up for our show tonight. Well, technically it wasn't totally wrong, but only if you could decode my secret "double-address" style. It's too bad, because it's going to be an awesome show. Here are the full details, because some of the names have changed, too...
NOVEMBER 7th
"Tell Your Friends!"
at The Lolita Bar
266 Broome St., off of Allen St.
Take the F train to Delancey St.
8:00pm - FREE SHOW
WITH YOUR MC - Susie Felber
FEATURING:
Brian Kiley
A writer for "Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien" who has
done stand-up on "Late Night" and "The Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno"
Damion Sammarco
The former co-host/producer of The Tuesday Night Train Wreck (which ran for 7
years)
Todd Hanson
The head writer for The Onion
Liam McEneaney
From "Premium Blend" and VH1's "Best Week Ever"Andy Blitz A writer for "Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien" who has appeared on "Late Night" and "Late Friday" and "Premium Blend"
AND SPECIAL MUSICAL GUESTS:
The Hazzards
A glockenspiel/ukelele-driven band
who have appeared on Comedy Central's "Out on the Edge" hosted by Alan Cumming, and on Comedy Central's "The World Stands Up." Their video "Gay Boyfriend" was an Internet sensation, getting over one million downloads in its first three months live on the InterWeb. "Gay Boyfriend" was remixed as a EuroPop Dance tune, and reached the UK charts at #67, ahead of some shitty song by Seal. They played at the Kennedy Center Honors for Steve Martin late in October, and Anne from The Hazzards sang the national anthem before a Red Sox game.
AND OUR HOUSE BAND - A Brief View of the Hudson, a folk-rock duo that blows away audiences at every show they play.Here's what the press has said: * "BEST FOLK DUO""It's rare that we like a band from the first chord. Yet the first time we saw folk duo A Brief View of the Hudson play at the Bowery Poetry Club we were hooked. Ann Enzminger and Nicholas Nace incorporate many of the best characteristics of both country music and classic rock without sounding derivative...Enzminger is a tiny woman, a hair taller than five feet, but with an opera-trained voice as big and sweet as a bowling ball–size Hershey Kiss. Nace's twangy talk-singing adds a quirky and ear-catching roughness; we crave the combination time and again." - The NY Press* "It is not often that a band sounds like nothing you've ever heard & still sounds good. That's what you get from A Brief View of the Hudson." - The NY Sun* "A Brief View of the Hudson features Ann Enzminger's arrestingly powerful vocals, which are well tuned to the duo's graceful songs of indie-folk heartbreak." -Time Out NYWHAT THE PRESS HAS SAID ABOUT "TELL YOUR FRIENDS!"* Time Out New York called it a "DON'T MISS" twice now, and said: "With a slew of talented stand-ups . . . and folk-rock duo 'A Brief View of the Hudson,' Liam McEneaney's new show—and 'workout comedy room'—is sure to please."
* The NY Daily News made it a Monday pick of the day.
* AM New York put it in their "Best Bets" section.
* "Editor's Pick!" - clubfreetime.com
Produced by Mike Collins & Liam McEneaney
Dear Diary,
