Neapolitan is so tough.

...even when they're hanging out with two bubbles.

PS: Psyched for Vegas!!
xoxoxo
Anne

"Behind Walgreens"

OMG! Vegas details are revealed!!!

Starz Comedy presents “Special Sauce”
When: Thursday November 2, 2006
10:30 PM
Where: The Empire Ballroom
3765 Las Vegas Blvd.
South Las Vegas, NV
89109
702-737-7375
The Empire Ballroom is right off of the strip, next to the MGM Grand, across from the Monte Carlo Hotel and behind Walgreens.

And it's totally FREE!

Knife Skills

Andy ran out of picks so he was playing with a button today. It was hard for him to play all his sweet licks with a button, so Andy switched over to a plasitc knife. When you hear how good he sounds on Sweet Child O Mine, remember he played that S. with a knife!

Love,
Sydney

Check out his knife.

The Hazzards Win!

Dear Blog,

Congratulations to us. The Village Voice has awarded us, The Hazzards, the title of: Best Ukulele-playing Fag Hags, 2006. Dang!
You'd be surprised how many ukulele playing fag hags there are. The competition was pretty intense.

We win!

Love,
Sydney

Details TBD

OMG!!! Did you see what we're doing on November 2nd? Details TBD!!!

Love,
Sydney

Drum tracks

1. It was raining.
2. The gate was locked.
3. Christian was having dinner with his dad.
4. Sydney bought a bottle of wine.
5. Will shimmied through a puddle on the ground.
6. They dropped the wine.
7. They got the keys.
8. Sydney found a secret gate.
9. Eugene brought beer.
10. Drum tracks. High five!

The Hazzards @ Comix - 11/16

It's been so long since we've played a big show in NYC. Save the date. We miss you!

Thursday, November 16th, 2006
Comix
353 West 14th Street
just east of 9th Ave.
New York, NY 10014
212-524-2500
10:30pm
Tickets: $15 (get them here)
Join us and all our TBA special guests at NYC's newest, fanciest comedy club. There is NO drink minimum. Yeah!

I heard a rumor. . .

. . . that The Hazzards are recording a new, full length album.

But how can that be true if no one is playing Stampede?