March Make Out Party

. . . was hott!!

Wendy Ho stole your purse!!

And seriously, check out I Stole Yo Purse on her myspace page. That's your curse, b!

The Glamazons sang like they meant it!!

And their outfits were adorable.

We played Kool & The Gang's Ladies' Night and a whole bunch of The Hazzards' oldies. Sophisticated mamas!!!

Patrick drove all the way from Long Island for the show, and got there after we finished.

Sad face for Patrick!!

But we still had a great time. Awesome face for everyone else!!

Love,
Sydney

Did you see this in the Observer?

It's ladies' night!

This month, The Hazzard's Tuesday Night Make Out Party is all about the ladies. We've got sexy, plus-size singing & dancing from The Glamazons; Rapper Wendy Ho delivering her hit "I Stole Your Purse", and us, The Hazzards. Sophisticated mamas!

It's today, 3/27 at Galapagos. It starts at 10pm. And it's FREE. Oh what a night!

Love,
Sydney & Anne
The Hazzards
http://www.hazzards.com/


P.S. Did you see the nice write up we got in the NY Observer today?


Show Details:
Tuesday, March 27th, 2007
The Hazzards' Tuesday Night Make Out Party
Galapagos
70 North 6th Street
between Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY 11211
10:00pm
Free!
with The Glamazons & Wendy Ho


About The Glamazons
If you have a craving for big, beautiful, bodacious, bountiful, bawdy burlesque babes (& who doesn't?) you'll love The Glamazons! Lady Finger, Candy Apple, Caramella, & Ginger Snap are The Glamazons, a song & dance troupe of plus size often described as the plus-size Pussy Cat Dolls.They've been around for 5 years, started by Meryl "Lady" Finger & have been featured at all the top NYC performance venues including The Rainbow Room, The Supper Club, The Roxy, Avalon, & Joe's Pub. They have traveled to Ohio, Pennsylvania, Florida, Italy, & New Jersey! The Glamazons have been featured on television programs such as The Insider, WB11Morning News, CW11 Morning News, Good Day New York, The Restaurant, & Nancy Goddesses Cable Access (shown in Brooklyn & Queens). Radio shows include Derek & Romaine on Sirius OutQ & The Joey Reynolds Show on WOR. They have also been featured in magazines, such as Figure, BBW, Bust, & most recently, a coffee table book of large size knitwear called Big Girl Knits.Look out for them competing this season on NBC's "America's Got Talent"! Check out their website http://www.glamazongirls.com/.

About Wendy Ho
ENTERTAINER, SOUL SINGER, RAPSTRESS, COMEDIENNE, LADY OF THE NIGHT. Wendy Ho ---not cuz she's asian, but becuz she put the ho back in Hobizness. Stealin purses, preventin aids, and lettin the rhymes flow are all part of her game. She belongs to the city, she belongs to the night. You may have caught her hoin and showin at many New York Venues including: The Roxy, XL Lounge, Therapy, The Ars Nova Theater, Rififi, Galapagos, and now making her HOsting debut at Caroline's On Broadway. Currently she be developing her own one woman show, The Gospel According to Ho, and pressin out an album by the same title. Look for the cd release in April 2007 at http://www.wendytheho.com/.

Volume of Smoke

Dear Blog,

I costumed a play. Want to see it?

elsewhere presents. . .
Volume of Smoke
a play by
Clay McLeod Chapman
directed by
Isaac Butler
costumes by
me, Sydney Maresca!

The 14th Street Theater
344 East 14th Street
New York, NY 10003

Details here: volumeofsmoke.com

Love,
Sydney

Gay Speed Dating

Dear Blog,

We totally hosted gay speed dating. I'm not entirely sure it happened, but there are pictures, so it must be true.

As soon as we got to the theater, Anne got felt up by a mannequin. Weird.

Some of the gay speed daters got to sit in red chairs, some of the gay speed daters got to sit in white chairs, and some of the gay speed daters got to sit in a bathtub.

We played songs, we hosted, we raffled off a vibrator to a lady. Ben was adorable. Bob was charming. T. Cole helped us out on tambourine. And Arthur couldn't remember where he was supposed to be.

At the end of our last song, Will was rocking hard on the baby drums, and they started wobbling like crazy. But not crazy enough. . .

So Anne kicked them over.

Shoni gave us a ton of beer, and Will, Oliver & I watched some wasted French hipsters catch a little white mouse in the subway on the way home.

Rock!

Love,
Sydney

The Hazzards

Madonna is totally biting The Hazzards' style!

Dear Blog,

I am not kidding. She's got a line at H&M, and well . . .

Does this look like our French skirt?

Madonna (2007)

[updated with a better skirt picture!] The Hazzards (2005)

The Hazzards & Steve Antoine (2003)




And isn't this our Vegas dress?

Madonna (2007)


The Hazzards (2006)

Madonna, you are an international superstar. Why you gotta bite our outfits?

What's next for you, Madonna?



Love,
Sydney
The Hazzards

The Hazzards love hot dogs . . . tonight!

Hi friends!
Tonight we're playing a belated St. Patrick's Day edition of Tell Your Friends! Come hang out with us! We don't have too many songs about Ireland but we're hoping our classic "Pillsbury Grands and Hot Dogs" will do the trick! If you can't make it out tonight we're also hosting speed dating on Friday and throwing our awesome, late-night Makeout Party at Galapagos next Tuesday, 3/27. Yeah!

See you there!!
Love,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com

MONDAY, MARCH 19th
Tell Your Friends!
at the Lolita bar!
266 Broome St., at the corner of Allen
8:00pm - FREE!
Featuring the irish-american comedy of Liam McEneaney, Brian Kiley, Christian Finnegan, AND MORE!

Friday, March 23rd, 2007
Gay Speed Dating
The Interart Annex
500 West 52nd St. (@ 10 th Ave.), 2nd floor
NYC
For $20 you get a show, 2 drinks, and a chance to meet YOUR SOULMATE!
8:00pm
Anne & Sydney are hosting an evening of gay speed dating following the performance of Stirring.

Tuesday, March 27th
The Hazzards Tuesday Night Make Out Party
Galapagos
70 North 6th Street
between Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY 11211
718 782-5188
10:00pm
Free!