DEAR DIARY: Locker 55.

Dear Diary,
So remember how we made that sign on print shop as a joke to whoever stole our purple L.L. Bean backpack?? Yeah, we should have just gotten a lock but instead we put up a sign that said :

"Hello friendly Klepto, Do you think you're cool by stealing our stuff? Is stealing our stuff part of some bizarre pagen ritual? We want our bag back, its big and purple and it looks like this: [drawing of bag]. Love, Locker 55. PS: We're ninjas. PPS: Mr. T is our uncle."

We even edited out the cheese, crackers, and cutting board part of a weird print shop graphic so it left just a knife... then added knives to all the corners. Yeah, we thought we were pretty cool and funny until D period when some jerk took the sign out of our locker, photocopied it in the IMC, and posted it all over school!!! They even put it in some tough kid's locker who came up to us ready to fight and also wicked psyched to tell us we had spelled pagan wrong. Sucked! We "went to the bathroom" during Mr. Finn's spanish class and took down all the stupid signs...there were like 50. so dumb.

We are such losers!!
There's no way we're going to school tomorrow.

love,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com

Come hang out with us Thursday! We're cool now, we promise.

Thursday, February 2/3
The Knitting Factory, Old Office
74 Leonard St.
NYC
$6

We go on at 8pm! We'll be playing an awesome new song!

Stay for other awesome bands....

9pm Jollyship the Whizbang
10pm The Fabulous Entourage
11pm Jesus H. Christ

Don't forget to get your own copy of SO PRETTY, our awesome new EP. SO PRETTY is available at our shows and online at www.hazzards.com

*** PS: I just magic ukuleled myself: I wrote this, went for a bike ride, locked my bike up, came back 2 hours later and it was gone, just like the backpack. Booo! Its really hard managing these magic powers of mine. ***

Backstage with the polar bear

Dear Blog,

The Rejection Show was freezing cold, 'cause of all the snow outside. But it was also super-crowded. People had to sit on the floor so we gave up our seats and hung out back stage with a polar bear. And if you're hanging out backstage at PS 122, here's an important reminder: don't touch the wall--there's poop on it! No kidding. The polar bear, however, was not responsible for the poop. Later the bear slow-danced with Jon Friedman, a sixth-grader, and a girl.

I ate half of a pink frosted cupcake and then we talked to Gale (or is it Gail? . . . or did I get her name wrong completely?) from NPR about what it feels like to be rejected. She was really nice and I f-word LOVE NPR, but it's hard to talk about being rejected. Now I am very tired because I had a glass of merlot after the show and got home sort of late. That is all. Being tired is boring.

Love,
Sydney

P.S. The Hazzards have a bunch of awesome, top-secret plans that we're working on! We can't tell you about them yet, but they're gonna be awesome!!

P.P.S. The Rejection Show was awesome and funny! Everyone there was super nice and hilarious!! It was the best!!!

DEAR DIARY: We're back!! Yeah!

Dear Diary,
Sorry we haven't written in a long time but we've been really busy with the holidays and being really good people.

Look at all the nice things we've done just this week!:

1)Hung out with our exchange student for a whole afternoon! He's weird.

2)Finally returned overdue library books from 3rd grade. Stupid "Anastasia At Your Service." whatever.

3)Picked up trash on the harbor for like 2 hours with "Coastal Sweep '91!" It was cold and we didn't even get money for it! ...just an extra large "Support Our Troops" sweatshirt with a yellow ribbon around a tree on it. PS: People leave GROSS stuff on the beach.

4) Donated clothes to the poor. (Kim from down the street loves her new sweatshirt).


We're awesome!

We would tell you all about slow dancing with Mike Hren at Shannon's house but we have to go to confirmation class. Hopefully by now everyone has forgotten about the stupid blue granny nightgown we wore on the retreat. We're so dumb! All the other girls had cool oversized Vaurnet tshirts not nightgowns!!! so embarrassing. Thanks a lot, Mom.

BYE!

love,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com

WEDNESDAY, 1/12
The Hazzards' Wednesday Night Makeout Party
Galapagos
www.galapagosartspace.com
70 North 6th Street btwn. Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
10pm
FREE!

featuring AWESOME bands!:
THROWING STAR (New BFFS!)
THE DEBUTANTES (Classic BFFS!)
THE HAZZARDS (Bass Drum Harp & Pizza BFFS!)

Wednesday, January 19th
Sydney& Anne @ THE REJECTION SHOW
P.S. 122
150 1st. Ave @ 9th St.
8pm

Featuring:
AMY SOHN
DANNY SHANAHAN
THE HAZZARDS
&
REJECTED LETTERMAN
TOP 10 LISTS
FROM SURPRISE NYC
COMEDIANS AND WRITERS!

HOSTED BY JON FRIEDMAN

****Don't forget to get your copy of our awesome new EP SO PRETTY online or at one of our shows!****