JUNE SHOWS

We're not on summer vacation quite yet!!

Come see us play on June 8th at our last Makeout Party until school starts again. The Kreutzenjammer Kids and The Debutantes will be playing too!

Guess what?! June 24th will be in the DC area at The State Theater. Details soon!

Yeah!!
love,
Anne

Cirque This!

Dear Blog,

Our favorite bass player, Andy (aka "Chocolate" and "The Sexy One") made a circus. It crazy, funny, weird, and awesome. And it opens tonight! BTW, I'm in it!

Here are the details:

What?
A circus extravaganza featuring juggling, clowning, stilting, acrobatics, giant puppets and more performed by a talented group of newcomers to the circus scene! All of this accompanied by a sweet live band!

Where?
Triskelion Arts Theatre in at 118 North 11th street (between Berry and Wythe), 3rd floor in Williamsburg. Take the L train to Bedford, walk North to N11, take a left and the theatre is 1 1/2 blocks down on your left, up 3 flights.

When?
Friday May 20, 8pm
Saturday, May 21, 8pm
Sunday, May 22, 8pm
Friday May 27, 8pm
Saturday, May 28, 8pm (with special guests, the oddfellows playhouse travelling youth circus company!)
Sunday, May 29, 8pm

Tickets are $10 suggested donation at the door. We strongly recommend reservations.
Please email the following information to
andy@cirquethis.com.
You can also call 347-724-0365.
Name
Email
Address
Date of show
Number of tickets

Love,
Sydney

P.S. I cried last night, but it wasn't because of my food!

Our friends cry when they eat.

If you have ever cried in your life (and that's everyone cause everyone was a baby once and babies cry their faces off) or have ever eaten food (and that's everyone too because if you can read this that means you've lived long enough to learn how read and use computers and you need to eat food to be alive)...then you'll love seeing our friends crying while they eat. Our awesome drummer Will is particularly good at crying while eating exotic berry wine cooler and chips.

You too can cry while you eat! Send a QT clip (:30) to cryingwhileeating@gmail.com

love,
Anne

DEAR DIARY: More like orthoDUMBtist.

Dear Diary,
RETAINERS CAN EAT IT!!!!!!!

Sorry, but about all we have for you today is our thoroughly researched opinion that retainers are the worst things EVER! They're stupid and they get lost easy and they smell weird and they make you talk funny and they break when you accidentally step on them and the worst part is that if you don't wear them you have to get braces ALL OVER AGAIN. Braces can eat it more than retainers!! So can Dr. McCarren's lame looneytoon's tie. [LOTS OF ANGRY SCRIBBLES]

So yeah, braces part two is scheduled to start in 2 weeks. Its pretty much confirmed that we probably won't ever have a boyfriend. awesome. Guess we'll just have to immerse ourselves in horses or amnesty international or something.

yours in stupid pink and green rubber bands,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
http://www.hazzards.com

HEY WILLIAMSBURG, WE'RE COMING OVER TWICE THIS WEEK!

WEDNESDAY, 5/11
The Hazzards Wednesday Night Makeout Party!
Galapagos
http://www.galapagosartspace.com
70 North 6th Street btwn. Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
10pm
FREE!

Featuring:

BENNIFER
http://www.isotoners.com
THE HAZZARDS
http://www.hazzards.com
LOW WATER
http://www.lowwatermusic.com


SATURDAY, 5/14
BATHTUB GIN
an evening of irresistible mayhem to benefit Triskelion Arts
hosted by KICK STAND DANCE & friends
http://www.triskelionarts.org

7pm
at Triskelion Arts,
118 N. 11th St. 3rd. Fl.
Brooklyn, NY

$20 at the door includes:

*All the hors d'oeuvres you can eat and all the booze you can drink!

*Our famous annual auction of fine art, unique housewares & services, fancy dinners, show tickets, weekend getaways and oh, oh, oh so much more--emceed by Andrew Dickerson and Abby Bender.

*Raffle: Every ticket is a winner!

*Games and other follies

* Music and dance performances by The Hazzards, Autumn Anna Luckey, robbinschilds, Jessica Gaynor, Bjorn Turoque, everything smaller and more...
P.S. The password is "talk baby" and if you want to fit in with the bearcats and the Joe Broobs, You should dress to kill, speakeasy-style.

The Hazzards

Fag Hags

Last summer, Canadian filmmaker, Justine Pimlott and her crew visited Sydney and me in Brooklyn to interview us about our thoughts on "the perfect relationship" between gay men and the women that love them. If you're in New York City on Saturday, June 11th, check out the screening of her documentary at the Loews 34th Theatre at 6PM. We haven't seen it yet, so let us know if the footage of us in American flag dresses playing 3rd grade handclapping games on my roof makes it to the big screen.
hearts,
Anne

DEAR DIARY: Drama Club Party!!!

Dear Diary,
Tonight's drama club party was pretty intense. How funny is this? We played SPIN THE BOTTLE!?! Oh my god, Jason Goldwasser had to kiss Elizabeth Goodhaven! I mean, no tongue or anything but we think her dirty okarina grazed his cheek. sick! It was a cool party though, and we think we're totally bonded for the drama festival finals in Brockton next week. The only bad thing is that we caught some freshman drinking out of a brown paper bag in the yard. They said it wasn't liquor but we didn't believe them and kicked them out. We really don't appreciate them bringing that to our house. Its SO irresponsible. Plus only jocks drink anyway and they're lame.

PS: When Charlie's mom came to pick him up, Dad asked if she was pregnant! She's not! She just works in a donut shop!

Love,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com

HOLY CRAP! Two FREE ways to see the Hazzards and their awesome friends!!!

THURSDAY, 5/5
The Hazzards @ Welcome To Our Week!
Rififi/ Cinema Classics
332 East 11th St. between 1st & 2nd Ave.
NYC
8pm
FREE!

Hosts: Jessi Klein & Nick Kroll
Andres DuBouchet
John O'Donnell
Jim Gaffigan

WEDNESDAY, 5/11
The Hazzards Wednesday Night Makeout Party!
Galapagos
www.galapagosartspace.com
70 North 6th Street btwn. Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
10pm
FREE!

Featuring:

BENNIFER
Bennifer (a.k.a. Ben from the Isotoners) will make you feel tingly in your special place with stories and songs about dirty gay sex, masturbation, and food service. Equipped with a piano, a microphone, and minimal talent, he will reveal scandalous secrets, never before told due to an overwhelming lack of interest on the part of other people. You're asking yourself "Is Bennifer a drag queen?" The answer is "Only on the inside." But please don't tell his dad.

THE HAZZARDS
You're still so psyched to see our new video coming soon!! Seriously, HOTT!

LOW WATER
"Low Water has relocated to the Big Apple, although the move makes sense in a way. Life in San Francisco can be a little too nice, and guitarist/singer John Leitera always has seemed inspired most in the face of adversity. Leitera comes on like the bastard son of Paul Westerberg and Joe Pernice. His pouting, heart-on-sleeve songs are elevated above your average Emo rock by his melodic and tasteful guitar playing, subtle humor, and masterful and clever wordplay." - Michael Burbo, The Davis Enterprise

****Early bird gets the worm! See our cute and hilarious friend BECKY YAMAMOTO at 8pm before the makeout party begins!****

PP SNATCH: A LIFETIME IN POP
Wednesday May 11
8:00 pm
Galapagos
$5