Ringtones!

OMG, guess what! We wrote some ringtones and you can download them from Comedy Central.

I found three of them so far...
So Rich
So Sexy
No ID

There are surely more ringtones to come, as we recorded a ton of them. I'm especially looking forward to Drunk Dialin', USA (Talk on Your Phone and Drive), and Knock-Knock. I can't wait until they get my carrier up. I've GOT to get these on my phone! Seriously.

Love,
Sydney

PS - Whenever Anne emails me about ringtones, her spell check suggests she change it to "ringbones". What the eff is a ringbone?

DEAR DIARY: Happy Valentine's Day!!

Dear Diary,
Our boyfriend is soooo cute! For Valentine's day he gave us a big coffee can full of Dream Machine tokens because he knows how much we love playing Street Fighter III. He's totally Ryu to our Chun Li!! WE HEART HIM TIMES A MILLION!!
love,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com

Wednesday, February 22nd
The Hazzards' Wednesday Night Make Out Party
Galapagos
70 North 6th Street
between Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
10pm
Free!
with Pink Steel, "Gay Heavy Metal at its hardest." Dirty! And God's Pottery, acoustic, Christian rock. Wholesome!!

Thursday, February 23rd
Thursday with Nick and John
Rififi (Cinema Classics)
332 E11th Street, btwn 1st and 2nd Avenues
NYC
8pm
One cheap-drink minimum! Awesome comedy!!

PS: Don't forget to see Paul, our awesome harp player, in THE SNOW HEN while you still can!!!

Paul survived the plague

Dear Blog,

You remember Paul, right? He's in our band, and he plays the harp? You totally love him, right? Anyway, Paul's new play, that he's been developing with The Debate Society (i.e., Hannah & Oliver) since last year is opening this week! You're totally excited, right? You should go see it.

It's called The Snow Hen. Here's the official explanation:

The populations of the world have been decimated in a global epidemic. Apocalyptic weather has washed civilization into the ocean. A little girl has survived . . . and she is growing feathers.

Brooklyn based theater company The Debate Society presents The Snow Hen, a re-imagining of a Black Plague era Norwegian folk-tale, set in a near future post-apocalyptic world. In her seaside cottage, the Snow Hen fishes for remnants of civilization that float in with the tide, each new day unearthing memories of her vanished family. Her lonely existence is broken by a haunted wanderer who crashes into her world.

February 10th - 25th
Charlie Pineapple Theater
248 N. 8th Street
Brooklyn, NY 11211

Get tickets here: http://www.theatermania.com/content/show.cfm/show/117687

This show is gonna be so good!

Love,
Sydney

PS - I totally made the costumes!

DEAR DIARY: New Best Friends!

Dear Diary,
We're so popular today!! It could have been the snap bracelets we brought in to school or the fact that we were wearing our favorite outfit: red reebok hightops, red pants, and a red & white striped sweater. We also were the first to finish the Babysitter's Club Super Special # 2: Summer Vacation so that could be it, too. Anyways, Alyssa AND Jen both asked us to be their best friends! We'll probably chose Jen. Alyssa threw up on the breakfast table the last time she slept over.
Bye!
love,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com

Wednesday, February 8th
The Clip Joint: A new Comedy Central alternative comedy series!
ARS NOVA
511 West 54th Street
(at 10th Avenue)
NYC
8:00PM
Tickets: $5

Featuring Rory Albanese, Shonali Bhomik, Andres DuBouchet, God's Pottery, The Hazzards, Matt Higgins, Jessi Klein, Heather Lawless, Todd Levin, Chelsea Peretti, Bob Powers, and Andrea Rosen! This show is gonna be awesome!

Thursday, February 9th
Mike Birbiglia's Medium Man on Campus Tour Launch & CD Release Show
New York University
NYC
8:00 PM
For tickets call 212-279-4200

Mike Birbiglia is funny and he loves pizza. This show is gonna be awesome! With: Jessi Klein, Kyle Grooms, The Hazzards, John Mulaney, and a secret super special guest! This show is gonna be awesome too! We heart Mike Birbiglia!!