Portlamd. I'm on my way...

Greetings from a weird internet kiosk in the Denver airport- I'm almost to Portland! I'm pretty psyched to meet up with Will, Sydney, and Paul to play our show at Fez Ballroom tonight. Paul, oh how we've missed you!! Andy, oh how we miss you now!

I have seven minutes and counting left on this creepy machine. The followimg letters have been grossly rubbed off: A S D E C N M L.

just an FYI.

SHOW TONIGHT, YEAH!!!
xoxoxoxox
Anne

DEAR DIARY: Oregon Trail!

Dear Diary,

Today in Computer Lab, we finished all our English homework early, so we got to play Oregon Trail with Carissa for the rest of class. It’s a pretty awesome computer game where you pretend you are a pioneer and you get to hunt deer and stuff with the arrow keys. And it’s way more fun than doing homework. We were bankers from Boston, and we made it all the way to the river rafting part before the bell rang. We’re pretty good at river rafting, but we still crashed the wagon. Carissa died of dysentery . . . three times!

Love,
Sydney & Anne
The Hazzards

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006
The Hazzards' Wednesday Night Make Out Party
Galapagos
70 North 6th Street
between Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
10pm
Free!
with The Couriers

Thursday, April 27th, 2006
Fez Ballroom
316 SW 11th
Portland, OR 97205
9pm
$5
with Radio Vision

Who knew Lolita Bar photographed so well?

Dear Blog,

I find the lighting to be pretty flattering in this picture from Liam's show. You'd never guess that it was in a basement, would you?

Are you coming to our Make Out Party next week? Our Portland show the week after?

Love,
Sydney

P.S.
Wednesday, April 19th, 2006
The Hazzards' Wednesday Night Make Out Party
Galapagos
70 North 6th Street
between Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
10pm
Free!
with The Couriers

Thursday, April 27th, 2006
Fez Ballroom
316 SW 11th
Portland, OR
97205
9pm
$5
with Radio Vision

Paul, of The Hazzards and The Debate Society

Check out Paul, checking out a picture of himself in Portland.

He's there doing a play. I'm totally jealous of all the fun they're having.

Love,
Sydney

Portland, Oregon

Dear Blog,

Confirmed, we are booked in Portland, Oregon. We'll be playing at the Fez Ballroom on April 27th. You should come, it's gonna be really sweet.

Thursday, April 27th, 2006
Fez Ballroom
316 SW 11th
Portland, OR 97205
9pm
$5
with Radio Vision

We also want play in Olympia or Seattle really bad. Do you have any secrets hints for getting us booked there, blog?

I just realized that Mount St. Helens is totally near-ish to Portland. I really, really want to take a trip there. I was seriously obsessed with it when I was 3 years old and it exploded. Seriously. You can check it out for yourself on the Volcano Cam.

See you in Portland!

Love,
Sydney

UPDATE: OMG! Mount St. Helens is currently closed to climbing. Due to volcanic activity! Dang, I love this volcano!! "Agency officials are evaluating the status of the eruption and, if volcanic activity permits, will reopen climbing in the future."

DEAR DIARY: It's electric!!

Dear Diary,

Dances we are awesome at:
Running Man
Cabbage Patch
Foxtrot

Dances to learn:
Electric Slide
The Smurf
Lambada?

Peace,
Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards
www.hazzards.com

NEXT SHOW, MONDAY 4/3!
APRIL 3rd, 2006"Tell Your Friends!"at The Lolita Bar266 Broome St., off of Allen St.

Take the F train to Delancey St.8:00pm - FREE SHOW
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